Now that's what we like to call a regratoo.
Do not make eye contact.
Those are some nice tats you got there.
These people love food. No, like, REALLY love their food. So much so they got their favorite munchies permanently inked into their bodies like monuments to the food gods. And these tattoos look good e …
Because every bet has a loser.
Hopefully the doctor will be able to stop laughing before the anesthesia wears off.
Hopefully he didn't spell it wrong because that would be painful.
No wedding ring? Ladies, looks like this catch is still available.
Gargamel might have a little more trouble the next time he runs into the Smurfs.
"An old friend from highschool decided to get tatted up. Ended up with this bad boy."
"Actually, on second thought, can you just tattoo regret on my back. I don't mean the word 'regret' I mean the idea of regret in tattoo form. Thanks!"
Player 2 would like to join.
Unless you include spelling. Then you're better than me.
Perfect. Don't change a thing.
Here's something I'll want on my body forever.
"Yeah, I broke up with Olivia and now I'm dating this girl named 'Shit Happens'"
Approved by the Tramp Designation Board.
I'm not bald. See, it says right here.
That's why goats don't have tattoos.