Kentucky fried burn.
Skinnier than a whale butt yet more toned than a dolphin's.
A for effort, D for life...
Cool, until you learn that he also hasn't washed them for 40 years.
Move over, Frank Caliendo.
Oh Captain! My Captain!
Hold the presses, we've got a Nordic god Martin Luther King on our hands.
And once again, Mr. Clarke proves that he is unprankable.
Oh, then my daddy thinks you're "a stupid ACCOUNT of a teacher", my mistake.
His class is really hard.
If openly-expressing-opinions-founded-on ignorance-and-intolerance in your pants is cool, consider her Miles Davis.
Very good, Adam. Now I'm going to file what's called a "restraining order" against you.
The # means hashtag, right?
Live every week like it's Sharkspear Week.
Unfortunately, I have to take points off for forgetting the question mark.
I don't have my assignment today. My teacher ate my homework.
My friend sent this (true) e-mail to her professor in a fit of finals hopelessness. I'll just say it did not help her cause.
It's out of control. I heard it even has automatic windows.