CollegeHumor: Teachers

Hugh Jackman's Teacher Interview

Thu, 17 May 2012 14:16:49 -0400

At Harlem Village Academies, Mr. Jackman auditions for his toughest role yet: not auditioning.

Do you have Coke?

Thu, 17 May 2012 14:36:19 -0400

How embarrassing for her, I'm a Pepsi guy. Well, a woman dressed as a Pepsi guy.

The Meanest Boxing Teacher in the World

Thu, 17 May 2012 13:08:08 -0400

"You look like all the nerds had a convention on your body." - a real piece of "advice."

Teachers Dancing Behind Students

Tue, 15 May 2012 11:10:01 -0400

It's a tough job, but someone has to show kids how to waste time at work.

A Message from Your Kids' Teachers

Thu, 10 May 2012 10:24:13 -0400

An apple a day will not make this go away.

Student Freaks Out and Smashes Teacher's Computer

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 11:41:38 -0400

He sure showed him (the he's crazy).

Hopeless High School Lesson Plan: Voting 101

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 15:51:29 -0400

9:58 am: Accept your reality: You’re a single, middle-aged woman teaching high school civics who has forgotten what human warmth feels like.

9:59 am: Weep.

10:00 am: Start of class. Wait for students to take seats and give Tyler back his inhaler.

10:10 am: Say the words “voting can be fun.” Wait for laughter to subside.

10:20 am: Say the words “Okay, but seriously, voting is an important way to make your voice heard politically.” Wait for laughter to subside.
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Very Mary-Kate: Sleeping in Class

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 11:31:25 -0400

Mary-Kate goes to sleep to the soothing sounds of a yelling professor.

Cell Phone Proves Every Math Teacher Wrong

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 17:39:11 -0500

Technology, the greatest substitute of all time.

Partial Credit For Platypus Drawing

Tue, 08 Nov 2011 15:32:12 -0500

Platyplus 1 point for effort.

Science Teacher Carves Pumpkin with Science Explosion

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 13:36:53 -0400

Burning is fun.

Teacher Might Be Fired Over Remark

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 17:35:36 -0400

The student would've answered but he was busy eating a stapler.

High School Girl Pranks School with Dead Goldfish Breakdown

Tue, 20 Sep 2011 11:04:30 -0400

As if spending their lives dealing with people going through puberty wasn't a big enough prank on teachers.

School's Starting Message to Teachers

Thu, 18 Aug 2011 12:44:16 -0400

Unless Bottle is a kid's name. Then it's discouraged.

Teacher Sexting Students

Thu, 09 Jun 2011 12:03:00 -0400

This was also an alternate ending to Dead Poets Society.

Meth Teacher

Thu, 23 Jun 2011 15:50:28 -0400

Something tells me Mrs. Edwards enjoys it too.

Funny Professor Name

Wed, 06 Apr 2011 18:18:25 -0400

His special areas include 'An Introduction to Farts' and 'The Diarrhea of Anne Frank'.

Student Teacher Parkour

Thu, 19 May 2011 15:02:29 -0400

"If you guys think those tricks are cool, then the transitive property is really gonna blow your minds."

Should You Tell Your Professor That They are Wrong Flowchart

Tue, 12 Apr 2011 22:23:26 -0400

Because sometimes, you know better.

The 7 Types of High School P.E. Teachers

Tue, 20 Jul 2010 17:23:49 -0400

See those banners on the wall? Yeah, this guy was a legend – and never forget it! Constantly wearing thigh-highs and a tattered t-shirt from a wrestling competition decades ago, this teacher will always be a man amongst prepubescent boys. More importantly, he would have gone pro if it wasn’t for that freak knee injury in ’78. Now his time is spent living vicariously through the popular kids he buys beer for and laughing at those who are different.
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