CollegeHumor: Teachers

Cell Phone Proves Every Math Teacher Wrong

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 17:39:11 -0500

Technology, the greatest substitute of all time.

Partial Credit For Platypus Drawing

Tue, 08 Nov 2011 15:32:12 -0500

Platyplus 1 point for effort.

Science Teacher Carves Pumpkin with Science Explosion

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 13:36:53 -0400

Burning is fun.

Teacher Might Be Fired Over Remark

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 17:35:36 -0400

The student would've answered but he was busy eating a stapler.

High School Girl Pranks School with Dead Goldfish Breakdown

Tue, 20 Sep 2011 11:04:30 -0400

As if spending their lives dealing with people going through puberty wasn't a big enough prank on teachers.

School's Starting Message to Teachers

Thu, 18 Aug 2011 12:44:16 -0400

Unless Bottle is a kid's name. Then it's discouraged.

Teacher Sexting Students

Thu, 09 Jun 2011 12:03:00 -0400

This was also an alternate ending to Dead Poets Society.

Meth Teacher

Thu, 23 Jun 2011 15:50:28 -0400

Something tells me Mrs. Edwards enjoys it too.

Funny Professor Name

Wed, 06 Apr 2011 18:18:25 -0400

His special areas include 'An Introduction to Farts' and 'The Diarrhea of Anne Frank'.

Student Teacher Parkour

Thu, 19 May 2011 15:02:29 -0400

"If you guys think those tricks are cool, then the transitive property is really gonna blow your minds."

Should You Tell Your Professor That They are Wrong Flowchart

Tue, 12 Apr 2011 22:23:26 -0400

Because sometimes, you know better.

The 7 Types of High School P.E. Teachers

Tue, 20 Jul 2010 17:23:49 -0400

See those banners on the wall? Yeah, this guy was a legend – and never forget it! Constantly wearing thigh-highs and a tattered t-shirt from a wrestling competition decades ago, this teacher will always be a man amongst prepubescent boys. More importantly, he would have gone pro if it wasn’t for that freak knee injury in ’78. Now his time is spent living vicariously through the popular kids he buys beer for and laughing at those who are different.
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Mon, 07 Jun 2010 17:47:04 -0400

So maybe this public school failed its students, but at least they have some grasp on the concept of math.

Hah! Their chances with those teachers are almost as slim as mine with Mrs. Letourneau!

Tue, 05 May 2009 16:59:55 -0400

"10 Teachers For Whom We Remain Hot"

Messing with Driving Instructors 2

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:04:12 -0400

"Is it still 10 and 2 if you're driving with your knees?"

How To Fail Five Road Tests

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 12:03:58 -0400

"I can't talk now, I'm making my driving instructor re-evaluate his career..."

A Current Affair: Teachers Doing Students

Sat, 09 Jun 2007 02:23:55 -0400

Teacher-student relations get examined in this exclusive interview.