Recent "Techno" Stuff

This guy chops beats like cilantro.

From swedemason

"We didn't have beats this phat back in my day. Of course, we didn't call them phat. We'd say 'Why that's one nifty, whiz-bang shoe mover.' and then we'd get a wiggle on."

From slimspaceman

This is how they made trance music before DJs were invented.

From CandyRat Records

So that's where babies come from.

Four years at Juilliard, wasted. She should be dancing for a minor league baseball team.

Turn up the bass, it really brings out the sound of her head smacking the ground.

They say some turtle raves can live for up to 200 years if the ecstasy doesn't run out.

"We couldn't afford a DJ, but we got something just as good."

All he wants to do is dance, dance, bark.

Laugh all you want but these 2 brothers were born with a rare pigment disorder that turns their skin and hair silver.

Sometimes Internet videos don't go wrong. Here are some excerpts from the only 30 times that's happened.

When God says dance...you dance.

"Dance harder, the Lord can't feel our beat yet."

From the cradle to the rave.

A dance song by DJ Jon Lajoie.

From Jon Lajoie

"In my day ecstasy cost a nickel!"

Euro-Techno giant/modern day Mozart shares his secrets.

Lets get Picarded.