CollegeHumor: Technology Articles http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/technology Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/6890841 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6890841/meet-me-at-facebook Meet Me at Facebook Fri, 17 May 2013 15:00:17 -0400 Welcome to Idiotech, the column where we shame your parents, teachers, and other old people for being dumb about technology. If you think your parents are even stupider than this, submit your story at the bottom of this page.

Meet Me at Facebook...]]> /article/6890401 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6890401/8-technology-friendly-sex-positions 7 Technology-Friendly Sex Positions Wed, 15 May 2013 14:54:40 -0400
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8 TechnologyFriendly Sex Positions /article/6890147 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6890147/more-realistic-depictions-of-star-trek-technology More Realistic Depictions of Star Trek Technology Tue, 14 May 2013 13:52:47 -0400 Viewscreens
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More Realistic Depictions of Star Trek Technology...]]> /article/6889877 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6889877/your-phone-is-watching-you Your Phone Is Watching You Mon, 13 May 2013 11:29:12 -0400 Welcome to Idiotech, the column where we shame your parents, teachers, and other old people for being dumb about technology. If you think your parents are even stupider than this, submit your story at the bottom of this page.

You Phone Is Watching You...]]> /article/6889115 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6889115/8-error-messages-for-the-human-body 8 Error Messages for the Human Body Thu, 09 May 2013 13:44:37 -0400
8 Error Messages for the Human Body


8 Error Messages for the Human Body...]]> /article/6885540 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6885540/oh-right-the-colon-bracket-thingy Oh, Right, The Colon Bracket Thingy Mon, 22 Apr 2013 11:55:56 -0400 Welcome to Idiotech, the column where we shame your parents, teachers, and other old people for being dumb about technology. If you think your parents are even stupider than this, submit your story at the bottom of this page.

Oh, Right, The Colon Bracket Thingy - Image 3...]]> /article/6888216 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6888216/6-new-google-products-more-exciting-than-glass 6 New Google Products More Exciting than Glass Sun, 05 May 2013 12:28:30 -0400
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6 New Google Products More Exciting than Glass - Image 1...]]> /article/6885534 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6885534/where-do-i-put-the-money Where Do I Put the Money? Mon, 22 Apr 2013 11:50:06 -0400 Welcome to Idiotech, the column where we shame your parents, teachers, and other old people for being dumb about technology. If you think your parents are even stupider than this, submit your story at the bottom of this page.

Where Do I Put the Money - Image 3...]]> /article/6885536 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6885536/but-why-are-the-birds-angry But Why Are the Birds Angry? Mon, 22 Apr 2013 11:53:14 -0400 Welcome to Idiotech, the column where we shame your parents, teachers, and other old people for being dumb about technology. If you think your parents are even stupider than this, submit your story at the bottom of this page.

But Why Are the Birds Angry - Image 3...]]> /article/6882084 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6882084/jesus-people-still-use-aol Jesus, People Still Use AOL? Wed, 03 Apr 2013 14:19:03 -0400 Welcome to Idiotech, the column where we shame your parents, teachers, and other old people for being dumb about technology. If you think your parents are even stupider than this, submit your story at the bottom of this page.

Idiotech: Sprint, Passwords - Image 3...]]> /article/6882800 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6882800/the-internet-is-for-cat-videos-right The Internet Is For Cat Videos, Right? Mon, 08 Apr 2013 11:09:52 -0400 Welcome to Idiotech, the column where we shame your parents, teachers, and other old people for being dumb about technology. If you think your parents are even stupider than this, submit your story at the bottom of this page.

The Internet Is For Cat Videos, Right - Image 3...]]> /article/6881825 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6881825/idiotech-prank-calls-skype-the-death-of-google-reader Idiotech: Prank Calls, Skype, & the Death of Google Reader Tue, 02 Apr 2013 17:41:02 -0400 Welcome to Idiotech, the column where we shame your parents, teachers, and other old people for being dumb about technology. If you think your parents are even stupider than this, submit your story at the bottom of this page.

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Idiotech: Black Ops, Starbucks, and That FaceThing Site - Image 1...]]> /article/6870940 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6870940/the-it-department-at-cosmopolitan-magazine The IT Department at Cosmopolitan Magazine Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:31:34 -0500
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The IT Department at Cosmopolitan Magazine - Image 1...]]> /article/6875898 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6875898/the-story-of-life-as-told-through-app-updates The Story of Life as Told through App Updates Wed, 06 Mar 2013 16:21:21 -0500

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My Phones Low Battery Warnings Are Getting Desperate - Image 5...]]> /article/6868291 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6868291/how-ill-use-the-technology-of-the-future How I'll Use the Technology of the Future Mon, 04 Feb 2013 11:34:37 -0500
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Me: Kyle, thanks for coming over. I'm having trouble with my ThoughtSphere and I know you young people really know how this stuff works.

Kyle: Yeah, sure, Grandpa.

Me: THANK YOU! I can't figure out how to get into the Collective Hive Mind.

Kyle: Okay, go to your Living Room.

Me: We're in the living room.

Kyle: No, your "Living Room." That's what you call the state of mental calm you need to be in to access all points on the ThoughtSphere and use your preferred BrainTap to access the CHM.

Me: This is hard.

Kyle: It's right there, grandpa. It's that base-line level of consciousness. You know, where you're not quite sure whether you're awake or asleep. Are you there?

Me: I think so.

Kyle: Ok, now what BrainTap do you use? AlphaSlug or Flerm?

Me: I don't know. I think it's that one that makes me remember the smell of old books.

Kyle: Ugh. Craniol? That's a terrible BrainTap. I'll ForceThink you a better one.

Me: NO! I'm used to this one!

Kyle: Alright, fine. Now just double-think Craniol.

Me: How do I do that?

Kyle: Just think about the smell of old books twice.

Me: What do you mean think about it twice?

Kyle: Think about it, then think about it again quickly.

Me: Okay. It's not doing anything.

Kyle: You probably didn't think fast enough the second time.

Me: Alright… I think it's working. I'm can hear the sound of 2,000 chattering teeth and experience the feeling of ground beef between my fingers.

Kyle: Yeah, you can ignore that.

Me: Why? What is it doing?

Kyle: Nothing. You're hearing those things because you use Craniol. It comes built in with all these sense-prompts that are ostensibly for convenience, but it just sort of clutters everything up and creates an unshakable sense of confusion and anxiety. Are you sure you don't want me ForceThink you Flerm?

Me: YES! It's fine!

Kyle: Alright, well you should have access to the Collective Hive Mind now.

Me: Oh, good!

Kyle: What is it you want to do? You can access the memory of any person, living or dead, by triple-thinking Hiztorienz, or you can vicariously experience anything imaginable through Empathon. Or did you want to relive the happiest moments of your life? Mom said that's why you wanted to get the ThoughtSphere.

Me: I'm trying to find porn.


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Dear consumers,


I regret to inform you that this product is neither dependable nor consistently plugged in. Who keeps unplugging it? Not me.


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