Presenting: A New Way to Hurt Yourself
Google has started working on Project Glass: a way to eliminate cellphones and scare the crap out of your grandmother.
Hold the phone, buddy. I'll believe these "tacos" exist when I see them.
She has over 25 web results for how stupid your face is.
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.
You don't want the pilot having a nightmare should he fall asleep.
"Quit being such a betch, Windows."
Seems cool, but the awkward silence began when you started crying about how much you paid for it.
Does not work in event of capsize.
They'd ask their grandchildren how to wear iPhones as hats, but they died ten years ago.