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Motorcycle of the Future
It'll revolutionize the way people die from getting hit by cars.
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YouTube In 1985
How else were people supposed to get their Huey Lewis videos?
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Land Walker
Finally, humans can walk on land!
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Gross iPhone Charger
As a rule, I don't buy anything that looks like an umbilical cord.
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Full-Auto Gatling Slingshot
Neighborhood troublemaker technology has come a long way.
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Badass Lego Gun Rampage
Those inanimate plastic toys didn't even see it coming.
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Dr. Robot Folding an Amazing Mini Paper Plane
This is going to be the perfect gag for his 2nd grade robotics class.
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Exoskeleton Spider Walker
The mutant cyborg child of Spider Man and Doctor Octopus.
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Machine's Only Function is to Turn Itself Off
It's as useful as the iphone is for making calls.
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Cute Old Couple Enjoy Webcam
Parents just don't understand how adorable this is.
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Software Realistically Adds Objects into Pictures
Don't get too excited nerds: at least for the time being, it's still cheaper to pay babes to be in pictures with you.
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1990 Blockbuster Training Video
I hope this is on Netflix.
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Real, Working Phaser
Astounding, it actually stuns, like some kind of "stun gun."
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Amazing New Invention Makes Pizza Worse
This solves the problem that pizza looks too delicious.
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Robot Dog Cannot Be Stopped
They've also got a new robot cat coming out that'll revolutionize the way you're ignored by your pet.
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Watson, the Computer that Could Play Jeopardy
Soon we won't need humans for game shows at all!
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Cat Pretends to be a Robot
Of course it's incapable of love--it's a cat.
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Raw E-Books
Now with bed bugs.
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Terrible Tablet Unveiling Spokesman
If this ground-breaking technology doesn't peak your interest, he'd be more than happy to sell you a fine, pre-owned vehicle.
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Two-Year-Old with a Camera Strapped to her Head
I've always wanted to know what the world looks like to a camera.
