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Siri Rejects Your Reality and Substitutes Her Own
That's what you get for not being famous.
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Clothbot, The Clothes-Climbing Robot
"That's our Clothbot!"
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Floppy Nyan Cat
It may not be as cute or catch as the original, but that doesn't mean it won't ruin your day with its catchiness.
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Fully Automated Dorm Room
It's too bad he failed out while making it.
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Kitten Has Fun Playing with Computer Screen
If he weren't so young, I'd assume he was looking for SkiFree.
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Powerful Shredder Is Oddly Hypnotizing
It's like watching what happened to your dreams of going to grad school.
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Smashing Technology Review
He can flush his dreams of becoming a spokesperson for the product down the toilet.
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Go Karts That Run On Railroad Tracks
The best part of this would be not getting accidentally hit by a train.
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Shirt That Tells You When You Have An Email
"You've got dumb clothes."
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World Record Rube Goldberg Machine
I'd like to be the first to extend my congratulations to Mr. Goldberg and absolutely no one else.
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Sand Flea Robot Jumps 30 Feet
They should hold an Olympics for robots, and then destroy all the winners before they destroy us.
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Robot Quadrotors Perform James Bond Theme
Now we don't need humans for anything. We can finally go extinct.
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Extra Robot Arms
Is Pat man enough to become part machine?
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Tiny Helicopter Swarm
Because nothing makes me feel like the machines aren't going to destroy us like a swarm of tiny flying robots.
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Awful, Awful Sauna Pants
Finally, someone invented a way to make your butt crack and genitals sweatier.
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Smart Electronics Thief Evades Security Cameras
It's only getting caught if you get caught.
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Amazing New Invention Makes Pizza Worse
This solves the problem that pizza looks too delicious.
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Bull Frog Outsmarts iPhone Owner
Finally, one of Steve Jobs' visions comes to life.
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Callin' Oates: The Hall and Oates Emergency Hotline
You make my dreams come true, people with too much time on your hands.
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Crazy Mickey the Beeper King
It's weird to think he outlived beepers.


