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From xzylo on August 15, 2011
Quick, everyone get in the water!
August 5, 2011
It's about time scientists stopped working on ground-breaking, space-age technologies and invented something of value.
July 29, 2011
Well, now I know why Microsoft hates advertisements.
From GerbilGod7 on July 26, 2011
No matter what he says, he is programmed to know how to rack, too.
From StanfordUniversity on July 22, 2011
It's the second best lightsaber-wielding robot hand, after Luke Skywalker's.
From nixiebunny1 on July 14, 2011
Worst raincoat ever.
June 25, 2011
Of course it's incapable of love--it's a cat.
June 16, 2011
"So this is what it's like to live in a third world country."
From espo633 on June 10, 2011
"Well, I'm going to have to talk to Mr. Jobs about this."
June 1, 2011
If this ground-breaking technology doesn't peak your interest, he'd be more than happy to sell you a fine, pre-owned vehicle.
From jzylkin on May 19, 2011
It's about time people started inventing things to make our lives less convenient.
May 10, 2011
He always had a feeling stairs were the Devil's work, and this confirms it.
May 9, 2011
Still incapable of making your thesis paper interesting.
From Craig Turner on May 5, 2011
The first step is to get cats to start pissing on your car, and that's assuming you already own a car.
April 29, 2011
This is going to revolutionize the future.
From JoergSprave on April 26, 2011
Neighborhood troublemaker technology has come a long way.
April 25, 2011
If Stephen Hawking is so smart, why didn't he invent this?
April 22, 2011
"Now no one will know that this is where I keep all the junk I'm not ready to throw away!"
From devinsupertramp on April 13, 2011
It can't fly over land, but if Water World and Al Gore have taught me anything, that'll be just fine in a couple years.
April 2, 2011
This is going to be the perfect gag for his 2nd grade robotics class.
March 31, 2011
This machine can do literally anything, as long as anything involves picking up ketchup.
March 17, 2011
It's marble madness!
March 11, 2011
Must have been "Let Your Mother Write an Episode of a Crime Drama" Day at CBS.
March 8, 2011
I'll never be able to play the original version again. (My NES died).