"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" Video

They're cool, but rude. And low on health.

From CH Staff

Sure, everyone loves this, but when I go trick-or-treating with an actual brain, people freak out.

This is adorable even though he bought it ironically.

Leonardo leads, Donatello needs a job.

I always knew Raphael would make a good character on The Wire.

Now they're all cool but rude.

Tarantino would be turning in his grave. If he was dead. Or a respected filmmaker.

Splinter loved all three of his ninja turtles equally.

On the menu this week: Ninja Turtles, Streets of Rage, and other games where you beat up everything while moving right.

Once you go black belt, you never go back... belt.

From austin

Michaelangelo was so baked during the filming of this.

It's time the Ninja Turtles weighed in on the important issues.

"Take that Shredder, you just got hit. With... my pizza."

We dare you not to laugh at this.

From Fatawesome

His Short Round is perfect.

Raphael is cool, but very rude.

Everyday life with the Foot Clan presents... Buying a Playstation 3.

I don't care how old it is, I want to see the Ninja Rap NOW!

Michelangelo is such a hypocrite.

After all these years Splinter is still making funnies.