Recent "Telephone" Stuff

"Hey cool dudes! Did you know there's a hip new way to communicate that doesn't require a pen or a paper? That's right, it's called a phone and all the celebrities are using them, from Sinead O'Connor to Paula Abdul!"

From Everything is Terrible

This is the most played song on my rabbiPod.

That does it, I'm enlisting.

Lady Gaga and Metallica should unite for real so they can call themselves Metalligaga.

This makes more sense the real video for "Telephone."

The Operator's math is actually correct depending on your definition of the number 2.

"At the beep, please destroy any chance of going out with this woman..."

In today's episode, Dan tries a different kind of call waiting.