Recent "Tennis" Stuff

I'm not entirely sure why either, I just know that I lost badly.

How does she sleep at night? On a comfy pile of stolen shirts.

He was so mad he declared an 11th commandment: "Your backhand is terrible, jackass."

From neibaf3

He's really good. He should be in the Olympics as a ball boy.

The heartwarming story of a boy, his ball and ignoring the harsh truths of reality.

This is the part of the job that bugs her.

Every shot is like this when you play tennis on the moon.

Some things get better with age, like the ability to delight an audience. Others don't, like the ability to properly finish a point.

If she were any luckier, she wouldn't be playing tennis.

Too bad he's too short to make it in the pros. Roger Federer would literally crush him.

He's the Harlem Globetrotters of mustachioed guys who play tennis.

This is so cool that the ref awarded him two points. They were later discounted by a panel of judges for being in violation of the rules of tennis.

"Chill out, lady. I don't tell you how to do your job. I just narrate it."

A tennis racquet can never break, it can only become a stickball bat.

When you consider how much money these guys make, they actually might be high on life.

He's upset because he thinks Don Budge had a better backhand than Roger Federer, and the younger guy had never heard of 1937 Grand Slam winner Don Budge.

I bet I could beat him, at something else.