CollegeHumor: Terminator

Terminator 5 Trailer

Tue, 05 Feb 2013 11:34:09 -0500

He should see a chiropractor.

160 Greatest Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 22:44:14 -0400

These are great, but I think I would have been satisfied with "Talk to the hand" being all 160 of them.

Terminator Bathroom Graffiti

Mon, 02 Apr 2012 11:25:54 -0400

Man, the T-1000's career has really gone down the toilet.

Terminator Pumpkin

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 16:27:06 -0400

The T-1000 jack-o'-lantern uses the melted wax to change forms.

Austrian Death Machine: "I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots, and Your Motorcycle"

Mon, 06 Jun 2011 17:04:21 -0400

Easily the best song about Arnold Schwarzenegger since the last song they wrote about Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Marriage Terminated

Mon, 23 May 2011 17:14:38 -0400

"I'll be paying alimony."

I'll be back, just gotta spend a few weeks making this with Legos

Fri, 17 Dec 2010 11:36:00 -0500

Awesome Terminator statue made from Legos.

If All Movies Had Smartphones

Fri, 15 Oct 2010 13:56:49 -0400

Who needs drama when you have apps?

Untitled 8

Wed, 15 Sep 2010 10:25:14 -0400

And so it begins...

The Best Musical Versions Of Terminator

Mon, 27 Sep 2010 16:06:05 -0400

"I'll be Bach."

Untitled 10

Wed, 25 Aug 2010 22:41:58 -0400

What a terminator couldn't stop a little bit of weed did. Now tell me it's not a gateway drug!

Untitled 11

Tue, 24 Aug 2010 01:34:53 -0400

Apparently women wanted to upgrade from the standard battering ram.

Untitled 12

Thu, 12 Aug 2010 12:14:11 -0400

"Your computer will self-destruct in 10 seconds. 9..."

Terminator 2: the Musical

Thu, 02 Sep 2010 12:00:55 -0400

Something tells me he'll be back--for an encore!

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Fri, 11 Jun 2010 15:23:25 -0400

For the last time Mr. President, you have to talk to Christian Bale about that sh*t now.

Monday Meeting at Skynet after Terminator Salvation

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 11:19:27 -0500

It is the morning after the events of Terminator Salvation and the remaining Terminators are meeting the surprisingly well furnished Skynet Headquarters to discuss their next plan.

Skynet: Good morning everyone, I know we had bad weekend with the attack and everything but we're going to pick ourselves up and push forward with our campaign. First, however I just have a few announcements; next Monday is the T-500's birthday and there'll be a collection for them in the break room; also I'm afraid our company Softball game again the Autobots has been called off.
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Sat, 26 Dec 2009 13:58:34 -0500

What, you didn't check out James Cameron's straight to DVD movie before seeing Avatar?

The Terminator

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:43:07 -0500

"He was a little gone at the party and tried to rip the skin off his arm. We took him to the hospital."

If Google Released Skynet

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:21:15 -0400

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Fri, 18 Sep 2009 13:10:45 -0400

Don't tell me there weren't warning signs people! We knew it all along.