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Not as good as the K-Mart booty song, but more affordable.

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The most embarrassing part? Being on Wheel of Fortune.

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They're not graduating from the School of Rock, that's for sure.

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This girl came to my party once. Within five minutes everyone was naked and there was a zebra trapped in my shed.

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I will seriously put in $5 for someone to get this tattoo.

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Barack Obama saw this and promptly deployed the Coast Guard for disaster relief.

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It's probably just the microphone. I'm sure this transvestite usually sounds lovely.

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Honestly, what was ABC On Demand's "What's the Buzz" thinking when they hired her?

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He didn't even get upside-down enough to properly injure himself.

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When God created music, this is what he had in mind, the mustache and everything.

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I want to stress that people made this on purpose and thought it would make sense.

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This is police brutality, plain and simple.

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Our Lord and savior Jesus Christ has the most bootylicious humps of all.

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Finally, someone invented a way to make your butt crack and genitals sweatier.

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They slept with every woman there.

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Never before has the spoken word given so much meaning to the human experience. Truly enlightening!

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Nearly as effective as a fist.

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The weirdest thing? They're from her reality show.

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It's like she's full of angels.

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I'm already hearing Oscar whispers for Booboo Stewart.