Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Here's an equation, Trogdor = the burninator.
The correct answer: never let Lambo get drunk after he's already smoked. He's a disaster.
Maybe the professor is more of an Ali G kinda guy.
Memorizing correct chemical formulas is a waste of time anyway.
"I blanked on the "Idols of the tribe" so I drew the picture of the Indians dancing around a fire. When I got the exam back not only had i gotten credit for the drawing but the professor added a drawing of a Mushroom shaped bong. I asked him about it and
Ninjas are the original pathway model of fear.
That's a 9 out of 300.
"The test wasn't going well, but I hate being the first one to turn in a test."
"He censored 'Suck it Trebek.' What the fuck?"
A bio major has been waiting years to do this.
Not very creative, I wouldn't have given you full credit.
His poor stick widow.
Love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's looking, doodle like you're a fourth grader.
The answer was 3.
He also got an F on his poetry quiz later that day.
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