Tag: Texas

Angry Check Pays for Parking "Violation" Picture Angry Check Pays for Parking "Violation"
Sign Prohibits Doing Things Preceded by "Hey Y'all, Watch This!" Picture Sign Prohibits Doing Things Preceded by "Hey Y'all, Watch This!"
Don't Mess With Pizza Tattoo Picture Don't Mess With Pizza Tattoo
The night Mark proposed to his wife would be a story he would never tell his kids. Picture The night Mark proposed to his wife would be a story he would never tell his kids.
If you like your meal it's free. Picture If you like your meal it's free.
He's actually just being a good Samaritan and double knotting. Picture He's actually just being a good Samaritan and double knotting.
Check the ethnicity section. Picture Check the ethnicity section.
"Can I just get mine for here?" Picture "Can I just get mine for here?"
Meridian, Texas. Population: Racist. Picture Meridian, Texas. Population: Racist.
You must get some interesting stories working as an undercover Texas Alcohol and Beverage Commission Officer. Picture You must get some interesting stories working as an undercover Texas Alcohol and Beverage Commission Officer.
Floor Dick Picture Floor Dick
Everything's more ridiculous in Texas. Picture Everything's more ridiculous in Texas.
The real question is how can a horse call shotgun? Picture The real question is how can a horse call shotgun?
Better than punching. Picture Better than punching.
I'll try the General Tso's Roadkill. Picture I'll try the General Tso's Roadkill.
We're going to Vegas baby! Picture We're going to Vegas baby!
A playa is someone who plays for love of the game. Picture A playa is someone who plays for love of the game.
We told you it was too shallow to dive in. Picture We told you it was too shallow to dive in.
"I got this from a buddy back home in an email entitled 'If you thought you were missin Texas" Picture "I got this from a buddy back home in an email entitled 'If you thought you were missin Texas"
Texas cornbread manufacturers don't have time to be politically correct! Picture Texas cornbread manufacturers don't have time to be politically correct!
Boobies in the morning, boobies in the evening, boobies at suppertime (nudity) Picture Boobies in the morning, boobies in the evening, boobies at suppertime (nudity)
"Only in Texas!!!" You said it. Picture "Only in Texas!!!" You said it.
No, go the other way! Picture No, go the other way!
Jesus Would Drive a Buick. Picture Jesus Would Drive a Buick.