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			<title>Texts Between Abu Nazir and Brody</title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 21 Oct 2012 18:45:44 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><em>An extended look at the text message conversation between Nicholas Brody and Abu Nazir from Episode 2, Season 2 of &quot;Homeland.&quot;</em></p>

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			<title>The Top 3 Most Uncomfortable Kinds of Text Messages Ever</title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 10:42:47 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><b>3</b><b><u>. The Poorly Timed &quot;Next Day&quot; Text:</u></b> </p><p>This text message is sent at an unfortunate time the next day after meeting someone at a party the night before, generally while the person is sleeping, working out, or buying Plan B. It usually sits in the mailbox for 2-5 hours collecting lame-dust and indifference. The &quot;Hey I had soooooo mch fun last nite oMgzor...]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 21:47:17 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>Just Pick Up The Goddamn Phone</title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2007 17:01:22 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>I don&#039;t feel like spending twenty minutes typing out an answer to texts like these:<br  />
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