Damn autocorrect! I'm trying to fire someone here.
He could use some street smarts.
You should see how they did "Gangnam Style".
Mother knows best.
Great, thanks, that's exactly what I meant.
I text the words down in Aaaaaaafricaaaaaaaaaaa.
Least sexy thing you could have possibly ever done, ever? That sounds like a challenge to me.
Number to your mother.
Man, those Improv classes are really paying off for Guy Who Isn't Len.
Are those wedding bells I hear? Oh, it's just your text alert.
Some things are best left unsaid. That's where emoticons come in.
Text and Drive
This is the most awkward text message I've ever had to send to my dad.
@pp1y b4 N0v3mb3r 4 FR33 t0te b@g
Huh? What? Sorry I was looking at this video of monkeys fighting with wiffle ball bats. So good!
So that's what one of those looks like!
In which case you've probably already been blind sided or hit a biker.
The more the merrier, right? Or does that not apply to this situation?
Short and sweet. One of those words describes the length of their relationship.
And a Happy New Year to you too.
Well I have done it before and it's gross. End of story. Period.