They sort of asked for this by posting the sign.
This is the hot new destination.
How are the dourves on this horse?
If you get a hand-written note that says "Your welcome :)" four years from now, this is why.
You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.
P.S. And a special thanks to Grandma for obliterating the old keg stand record.
Step 3 - Profit.
You are welcome and I'll have another!
How to make a girl immediately regret going down on you.