CollegeHumor: Thanksgiving

Holiday Rants

Tue, 15 Nov 2011 19:00:11 -0500

Hey Co-Workers in Elevators, Uncles, Aunts, Morning Show Hosts, and other Boring People Who Insist on Talking to Strangers, stop saying, “Turkey Day” instead of “Thanksgiving.” It’s not funny, clever, cute, original, or any other thing that you must have gotten confused and thought it was. It’s not even easier to say. They’re both 3 syllables. So, really, what are you doing? Just say, “Thanksgiving.” Everyone will thank you for it.
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The Very Best of Thanksgiving 2011

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 12:48:05 -0500

The Very Best of Thanksgiving 2011

What People Will Say They're Thankful for This Thanksgiving, And What They Actually Mean

Mon, 21 Nov 2011 22:39:20 -0500

Simply roll over the images to see their true meanings…

Even Worse Version of "Friday" in Kohl's Commercial

Mon, 21 Nov 2011 13:59:55 -0500

UGH UGH UGH UGH looking forward to this meme's end.

Thanksgiving Math

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 13:39:19 -0500

A fulfilling education, indeed.

The 8 Relatives You'll Talk to at Thanksgiving

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 14:42:12 -0500

Oh, Rachel? We actually broke up because she moved. To Vancouver, actually, not back to “Ching-Chong land”- I’m glad you realize it’s inappropriate, I just don’t think being born in 1976 counts as growing up in “a different time.” Do I want to hear a knock-knock joke? Can you count, in your head, the number of times it contains the n-word? OK, you’ve already been counting for too long.

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Thanksgiving Dinner Dos and Don'ts

Thu, 17 Nov 2011 13:37:39 -0500

The Birthday Boys know how to handle the holidays.

Facebook News Feed History of the World: The 30 Years' War to The American Revolution

Fri, 21 Oct 2011 01:01:06 -0400

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Untitled 8

Tue, 14 Dec 2010 12:09:54 -0500

That cornucopia sure does pack a heavy load.

Untitled 9

Mon, 29 Nov 2010 21:04:25 -0500

For Thanksgiving this year I baked a Cherpumple Monster Pie-Cake. It's a three layer cake. Layer 1 is a whole pumpkin pie baked into a spice cake. Layer 2 is a whole apple pie baked into a yellow cake. Layer 3 is a whole cherry pie baked into a whi...

Untitled 10

Wed, 24 Nov 2010 12:47:25 -0500

His motto: Private screenings for cleaning privates.

Mmmm turducken...Eeeeww John Madden

Tue, 23 Nov 2010 12:52:26 -0500

SportsPickle: John Madden's Thanksgiving Turducken Recipe

An Adult Swim Tribute To Family Togetherness

Tue, 23 Nov 2010 12:21:07 -0500

A gallery of family-centric moments from Adult Swim shows your parents probably think are really stupid.

Pregnant Turkey Prank

Tue, 23 Nov 2010 12:50:27 -0500

Later they convinced her that all the eggs in the fridge were pregnant.

TurBaconEpic Thanksgiving

Tue, 23 Nov 2010 12:55:49 -0500

It's a heart attack in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a pig.

The Best Thanksgiving Someecards

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 17:04:01 -0500

Thanksgiving: A time for us to gather with our loved ones and celebrate the gift of cards dripping with sarcasm and irony.

Weird Thanksgiving Tradition

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 14:30:05 -0500

Did you ever wonder if turkeys could fly? Well a group of rednecks wanted to find out, the best way they knew how.

Turkey Rap

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:46:02 -0500

These guys make very convincing turkeys. Turkey is a derogatory term, right?

How You'll Spend Thanksgiving Night

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:22:29 -0500

Collegiate Winter Preparations

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:32:56 -0500

It may only�be the beginning of November, but before you know it there will be snow on the ground and you’ll be staring head-on�into the barren�wasteland of winter.� Take action now, before it’s too late!

Develop a solid layer of fat to protect yourself from the cold: odds are you’ve already gotten a head-start on this one ...