Picture "Meet Jeff Dowd - the inspiration for The Big Lebowski. Political Activist, UW Alum, White Russian Enthusist."
Picture Saturday, Donny, is the Jewish day of rest. I don't cook, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn the oven on, and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING ROLL! Shomer Shabbos!