1. Whenever you find a penny or dollar bill, you hear that "Congratulations! You've won!" voice inside your head. 2. The prospect of any phone conversation provokes an unreasonable level of anx …
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The ultimate last-minute costume
Someone tell him how many YouTube views he has. Maybe that'll cheer him up.
He doesn't look nearly as fast as the browser.
He's not escorting her, he's chasing her.
Dare to dream.
They say it conquers all.
That guy's bits didn't have enough byte.
Pumpkin seeds are the least of your worries.
Not so powerful anymore, Google.
Bruce on bottom, Batman up top. Best of both worlds.
Thanks for nothing, Malcolm.
Paper doesn't count--it's white.
Strap a cherry pop tart to her and call it a day.