A guaranteed with all the five-year-olds who browse Craigslist.
He's ready to clean the dust out of your boxes.
I give it two thumbs up plus a panda.
Will the real Eminem please stand up against the Yeerks?
Say cheese. Smelly, smelly cheese.
A true Meat Lover's Pizza.
The roll of a lifetime.
This is a picture of the original google search engine page.....erm.
She has an arm condition GAWSH, could you be a little more sensitive?
A trick that definitely will not be a treat.
But the real question is, where do we go from here?
He's coming for you, Grumpy Cat.
Just go back to your last autosave.
Dress is photoshop casual.
It just loads a little... slow. That's all.
Here's to the memeories.
Started from the bottom of the barrel.
Somehow SFW just doesn't cut it.
Some things are better left unsaid and un-facebooked. Or tweeted. You know what, just. Just don't type anything that's more than 5 characters.
Hear that? That's Sir-Mix-a-Lot planning his comeback single.
You may have lost your youth, but you've still got that spunk. (via justmiddleagedmanthings.tumblr.com, run by your dad)