http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/the-morning-after-entourage Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/6191876 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6191876/stunted Sun, 27 Jun 2010 21:29:51 -0400 Welcome back Entourage fans!  We've got an entire new season to watch E pick out flower arrangements for his wedding, Turtle pimp out hoes for his new business, Drama play the lead in his new show, and Vince……. well I'm sure he'll bone a bunch of sluts.


As a recap, last season left us with E and Sloan becoming engaged (oh I hope they get their own spin-off; or at least just Sloan; or I guess I can just look at her on the Internet), Drama quit his old show and is set to lead in a new one that was developed just for him, Jamie-Lynn broke things off with Turtle, and Vince flew off to Italy to play Enzo Ferrari.  
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Happy Season Finale Everyone!  I would call it a 3/4 Happy Ending, happy enough to give us all a warm fuzzy feeling, but not happy enough to be included in any children's book.  We did get something that my ex-girlfriend never gave me the benefit of, closure.  Isn't that right Francine?  Anyway all our story lines from our characters had clean little endings so we can start fresh for next season. 
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It seemed like a bad day for everyone in the world of Entourage this week.  Except of course Vince, who boned the secretary from Planned Parenthood.  I wonder if she asked him to use protection?


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With only three episodes left in the season, Entourage begins to pick up some real speed (finally)!  Alot of big events happened to all our guys (except Vince) and it looks like the writers are building up to something that nobody can really be sure of.
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It's been a whole two weeks since the last episode of Entourage, but this episode was worth the wait in my opinion. 


The Israeli Task Force is running security for the guys, waking them up at 7am laughing about a Palestinian with a bomb up her ass (I know, I laughed my ass off too).  To add to that, they don't flush the toilets when they use them and they stole Turtle's cereal.  I bet Turtle's not so much pissed about the cereal as he is about the glow in the dark race car inside.  This type of behavior only confirms what I've believed for years: never let a foreigner in your house.
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No matter how bad Andrew Kline f*cks up, he seems to always come out on top for Ari.  If he can sign a client from jail crying like a baby, I'm pretty sure he could sell Anne Frank a pork sandwich while dressed like Hitler.
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We've got 12 weeks to kill until Vince's next movie starts shooting, yet this week's episode kills only 6 hours.  Vince's house gets broken into, Drama has career troubles, and E scores big his first day and makes a mortal enemy at Murray Berensen.  As slow as this episode crawled, it did lay the ground work for some action down the road.
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Everyone decided to change places in this week's episode of Entourage.  Drama experiences both a high and a low in his career in one day when he starts by acting with a good actress for once, and ends it by choke slamming his boss and faces unemployment.  Turtle goes from being everyone's "bitch" to taking core English and Math courses.  E goes from being unemployed to taking a manager position at Murray Berenson.  And it looks like we'll have to suffer through a little more of Andrew Kline.  Sweet, I hope he has more breakdowns, those are my favorite parts….
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Even though this episode of Entourage had some laughs, I don't think any other series has crawled at a slower pace than this season. 


The guys go on a celebrity golf tournament (we don't know what for, possibly to benefit women victims of Johnny Drama) in order to distract the viewers from realizing that nothing is actually happening.  OK, scratch that, one thing is happening, E is offered a job at a big agency.  Other than that, not a lot happened, but let's hit the run-down of what our guys have been up to this week.
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Vince at home Facebooking?  Ari and E in a bromance?  Turtle a scholar?  There is only one thing that could make this episode crazier: David Schwimmer actually getting work.


An unexpected delay in the shooting of Vince's next movie gives our guys an extra 12 weeks to hang out.  Vince seems pretty bummed about it, which is kinda how I would feel if I was a millionaire famous celebrity living in a mansion in California.  Vince eagerly tries to enroll the gang to hang out and travel with him, but everyone's way too busy, which again would be my reaction to such a predicament.
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Vinnie's back baby!  And he's not the only one.  Papparazzi are actually requesting photos of Drama, E's got random sleezy's visiting his new pad at unexpected times, and Turtle gets featured as the trophy boyfriend he is for Jamie-Lynn.  The premiere of Martin Scorcese's Gatsby was a huge success and now everyone wants a piece of Vincent Chase.
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First, to recap what we saw last season.  Medellin sucked, Smokejumpers never made it, and Vince couldn't get a sit down meeting with anyone in the country, much less Hollywood.  E started to show some initiative as a Tinsel Town shark by going to bat for Vince but ended up being fired anyway.  His efforts ended up with a better than expected outcome (scoring Vince the lead in Martin Scorcese's Gatsby), and just as he was torn away from Vince's teet, Vince couldn't deal with the swelling that comes with all that extra milk, and quickly returns to the West Coast and reunites his metaphoric mammaries with E's mouth and the guys are again together like the Entourage they are.
...]]> /article/3776574 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3776574/morning-after-entourage-return-to-queens-blvd Mon, 24 Nov 2008 13:42:18 -0500 I don't think I've ever seen a mother favor one son over the other as much as Mrs. Chase does. She seems to rip on Drama the same way that the rest of Hollywood does. I loved the welcome home sign with Vince's name in huge letters and Drama's in tiny letters under it. I guess the people on Queens Blvd only miss childhood friends based on their success, nobody cared about Turtle being back and E's family wasn't even existent. Below was my favorite dialogue between Drama and Mrs. Chase:
...]]> /article/3757358 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3757358/playn-with-fire Mon, 17 Nov 2008 10:43:35 -0500 "My therapist says I'm attracted to losers" has got to be one of the worst things you can hear on a date. Not only does it imply that the girl thinks you're a loser, but it also means she's got enough baggage to mention her shrink in casual conversation. Oh well — if she didn't have a few screws loose she probably wouldn't want anything to do with Turtle. Not that I don't think he's a cool guy, but come on: It's Meadow Soprano.
...]]> /article/3739656 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3739656/seth-green-day Mon, 10 Nov 2008 11:11:04 -0500 It's weird when actors play themselves on T.V. You can't always tell when the character ends and the real person begins. Seth Green did a real good job of acting like a prick last night, and it was tough not to get pissed at Seth Green the actor. But Seth Green the actor is probably a nice guy; it's just Seth Green the character that's a total asshole. Unless of course, Seth Green the character is an accurate representation of the actor, in which case Seth Green really is an asshole. So just in case – f*ck you, Seth Green.
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It's hard to imagine that "Smokejumpers" was supposed to be a character piece. Originally, the firefighters never fight an actual fire. Now they've got an entire army battling an exploding mountain. It'd be like if the script to "The Astronaut Farmer" got turned into "Armageddon." Now if only "Smokejumpers" could get Steve Buscemi….
...]]> /article/3717379 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3717379/first-class-jerk Mon, 27 Oct 2008 11:20:33 -0400 So in case you're wondering what Jamie-Lynn Sigler has been doing since the Sopranos, she's been giving handjobs to portly drivers on airplanes. I guess that makes Turtle a member of the Mile High Club? I know you usually have to have sex, but I think actresses should count differently — especially if you're built like Turtle.


Sigler may have had the least flattering guest spot in the history of guest spots. She's on screen for a total of about 2 minutes. In that time, she manages to be a bitch to a stewardess and beat off Turtle. I'd put that way below Anna Faris' naked car crash. At least she only took E out to dinner.
...]]> /article/3689514 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3689514/gotta-look-up-to-get-down Mon, 20 Oct 2008 11:30:24 -0400 The entertainment business is insane. Where else can you go to the funeral of a man whose death you're responsible for, act like an asshole and get offered your dream job? If I were Alan's boss, I might have some reservation about hiring my friend's arch enemy while standing a few feet away from his corpse. He must have admired Ari's tenacity. Maybe later I'll print out some resumes and wander around the cemetery.
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After Vince and E bailed out Dom for his OJ-style police chase, I was positive he was going to run. In what I should have seen as an obvious trick to build dramatic tension, I was completely fooled when a car started as soon as Dom walked away from the table. It's hard to trust Vince's opinion on anything since he is ALWAYS so positive. I was so ready for him to be wrong again. I guess someday I'm gonna have to forgive him for trusting Billy Walsh. Someday….
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Last night's episode was bizarre. Ari's little "I TOLD MY WIFE I WAS STAYING IN BUT I'M NOT OMIGOD SHE'S ON HER WAY HOME AND IS GONNA FIND ME OUT" storyline was like something out of a bad movie. Tom convincing Lloyd to have a party there while he was gone made it even more-so. But, hey, at least we got to learn what gay people do at parties — play Wheel of Fortune and skinny dip.
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