It was the worst of times, it was the blurst of times.
Smithers, is that license plate booing me?
"If you travel back in time, don't step on anything. Because even the slightest change can alter the future in ways you can't imagine."
Ever see a TV that could watch you?
Well, more like Duck Duck Duck
"Why didn't we smoke the bowl, Bart? Why didn't we smoke the bowl?"
Don't worry, Roy, "The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show" too.
"Mmm... moving stairs."
"No, that's German for 'The America, The.'"
Bart speeds around the city keeping his speed over 50 and if his speed drops he'd explode in "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."