Eating alone is one of the saddest things a person can do. It’s pathetic, really; siting by yourself, gorging on easy mac in your underwear, passively watching an old South Park you’ve seen twenty times. Hence our need to acquire friends to join us on culinary adventures. And when one of these adventures leads us to a place where money must be exchanged for food, one friend becomes particularly invaluable.
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Too often in today’s society, brotherhood and charity take a back seat to greed and personal interest. CEO’s embezzle money from their employees, people are murdered for their belongings, and worst of all, nobody seems to care. But there is one man who still stands for the principles of charity, selflessness and all the other things that once made this society so great: The Negotiator.
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