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			<title>5 Deleted Last Scenes</title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 16:27:34 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><div class="embed center"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/27/40/f3410965e9b288255cdd03933d1404c7.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="100"  /></div></p><div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">James Gordon Jr.: Why&#8217;s he running, Dad? </div><div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">Commissioner Gordon: Because we have to chase him. </div><div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">James Gordon Jr.: He didn&#8217;t do anything wrong. </div><div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">Commissioner Gordon: Because he&#8217;s the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we&#8217;ll hunt him because he can take it. Because he&#8217;s not our hero. He&#8217;s a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight. </div><div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">Commissioner Gordon&#8217;s Daughter: Uh, dad?</div><div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">Commissioner Gordon: Oh, hey, yeah, you&#8217;re still here. Cool. Let&#8217;s go home.</div><div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">Commissioner Gordon&#8217;s Daughter: Do you really love James more than you love me and mom?</div><div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">Commissioner Gordon: What? Psh. That was just a heat of the moment reaction. It doesn&#8217;t mean&#8212;</div><div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">Barbara Gordon: It seemed pretty clear.</div><div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">Commissioner Gordon&#8217;s Daughter: I always knew you preferred him because you go to him for all symbolic contemplation, but I mean jeez.</div><div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">Barbara Gordon: What are we, chopped liver?</div><div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">Commissioner Gordon: It was just&#8212;</div><div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">Commissioner Gordon&#8217;s Daughter: I don&#8217;t even have a name!</div><div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">Barbara Gordon: Come on, Commissioner Gordon&#8217;s Daughter. Let&#8217;s get out of here.</div><p><strong> James Gordon Jr.:</strong> Why&#8217;s he running, Dad? <br  />...]]></description>
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			<title>The Dark Knight: Too Much Power</title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 23:50:31 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Thank God he has a secret identity.]]></description>
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			<title>The Dark Knight: 1960s Version</title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 14:48:08 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA["The Dark Knight" was originally released in 1966. Now Adam West and Burt Ward are done professionally.]]></description>
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			<title>Dark Knight on NES</title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 12:14:06 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Batman? More like (8)Bitman.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 19:17:02 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[I'm glad they cut the boring Chad Perkins subplot out of The Dark Knight.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 19:11:53 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[How could they top the Dark Knight? Batman vs. Willy Wonka.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 12:04:32 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Christopher Nolan's early storyboard etchings for 'The Dark Knight']]></description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 17:05:44 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Think this is scary? Imagine its owner pinning this cat down to apply the necessary makeup. Chilling!]]></description>
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