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    "Theft" Stuff

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    picture "Look at this photograph. Everytime I do it makes me laugh too, but let's be serious for a second. Are these the suspects, kid? Did you actually see Nickelback leaving your dorm?"
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    The unamused owner catches the whole thing on tape.

    "App State BEAT Michigan at the 'Big House'  To celebrate Appalachian State Students tore down our own goal post and brought it from the stadium up to our Chancellor's House." picture "App State BEAT Michigan at the 'Big House' To celebrate Appalachian State Students tore down our own goal post and brought it from the stadium up to our Chancellor's House."
    If you eat my burrito, there will be no note. Only blood. picture If you eat my burrito, there will be no note. Only blood.
    Unfortunately, her roommate ate this sign without reading it. picture Unfortunately, her roommate ate this sign without reading it.
    "I was wondering why the police were driving so fast." picture "I was wondering why the police were driving so fast."
    One way to prevent your roommates from thieving your spare change. picture One way to prevent your roommates from thieving your spare change.
    Stole this note and took a picture of it. picture Stole this note and took a picture of it.
    "One of the perks of working at a beer distribution warehouse. Made entirely of stolen beer and merchandise." picture "One of the perks of working at a beer distribution warehouse. Made entirely of stolen beer and merchandise."
    It's the goverment's fault for shaping their signs like beer pong tables. picture It's the goverment's fault for shaping their signs like beer pong tables.
    Why don't you just send the ghost of your dead mother to haunt the thief and scare him into giving back the cart? picture Why don't you just send the ghost of your dead mother to haunt the thief and scare him into giving back the cart?
    If you don't have any green paint, you could also just only eat old sandwiches. picture If you don't have any green paint, you could also just only eat old sandwiches.
    He was never your flamingo, nobody can own Lawrence! picture He was never your flamingo, nobody can own Lawrence!
    He's got a fire inside him. Much like the fire inside his FIRST EDITION CHARIZARD! picture He's got a fire inside him. Much like the fire inside his FIRST EDITION CHARIZARD!
    Office Winnie the Pooh Post-It picture Office Winnie the Pooh Post-It

    This is why you don't hire addicts.

    Don't worry. After the beatings start, you'll want to be dead anyway. picture Don't worry. After the beatings start, you'll want to be dead anyway.
    Well, we can never get delivery from there again. picture Well, we can never get delivery from there again.
    Philbert: Great, now what are we supposed to do.
Walter: You guys want to play Warcraft?
Everyone: Okay! picture Philbert: Great, now what are we supposed to do. Walter: You guys want to play Warcraft? Everyone: Okay!
    Only problem with this bong is how often it tells you to kill your family. picture Only problem with this bong is how often it tells you to kill your family.
    According to the Patriot Act, if they catch you doing this you don't even get a lawyer - you just go straight to secret prison. picture According to the Patriot Act, if they catch you doing this you don't even get a lawyer - you just go straight to secret prison.
    The joke starts "so a man breaks into a house and is hiding upstairs..." picture The joke starts "so a man breaks into a house and is hiding upstairs..."
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