Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Police were surprised to find the fried chicken and Kool-Aid untouched.
Oh, I'm sorry officer. Are you gonna prosect me? Oh no, not prosected! Whatever will I do?!
Don't underestimate The Force... of a gun.
Remember that episode where Carlton starts carrying a gun after Will got shot? That was really, really intense.
He's not entirely worthless since it was a lemon tree and lemons market value is roughly 50 cents to a dollar. Roughly.
He's got a fire inside him. Much like the fire inside his FIRST EDITION CHARIZARD!
Hell hath no fury like a stolen burrito.
"Look at this photograph. Everytime I do it makes me laugh too, but let's be serious for a second. Are these the suspects, kid? Did you actually see Nickelback leaving your dorm?"
If you don't have any green paint, you could also just only eat old sandwiches.
Don't even ask what they'll do if they find you reusing an old Slurpee cup.
Plus, the marker industry is making a killing.
Don't worry. After the beatings start, you'll want to be dead anyway.
He was never your flamingo, nobody can own Lawrence!
Unfortunately, her roommate ate this sign without reading it.
Step 3 - Profit.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.