Thanks organic chemistry lab!
This explains the poop in my pillowcase.
"Let's just say they stopped replacing these."
And you thought having a large metal bar installed between the seats was a bad idea.
So far, so good.
If you're being interviewed on live TV, it's your responsibility to try to fake an injury.
Arrest ME for public intoxication will you?
Stole the deer feet from a party, and the toque so now he can't go get more of them.
Have you ever been eating at Taco Bell and thought, "this would make a great beer pong table"?
Just taking it for a walk....
"It stole my dollar, so I stole it."
"Chuck Norris probably doesn't approve of the theft of Chuck Norris"
"Birthday party poster, stolen from a liquor store and modified."
Come back with my puppy - you won't get away with it this time Dr. Shennanigans!
"Took an entire summer to collect." Great job.
My parents spent all that money and I'm leaving with just a world class education?
"Well, the lock worked, somewhat."
"These were posted all over the place after my buddy stole about six of them."
"Apparently, He's All Knowing, but not All Responsible!"
"Thanks, I'll rob you after you close."
It doesn't say anything about DAWGS.
"Grand Totals: 12 composites, 2 stuffed pandas, 2 plaques, 1 house picture, and 1 trophy."
Two spelling errors, one sign, Pennsylvania,