Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
It's the goverment's fault for shaping their signs like beer pong tables.
"McDonald's had to close down the next morning."
It's a trap, don't do it!
"App State BEAT Michigan at the 'Big House' To celebrate Appalachian State Students tore down our own goal post and brought it from the stadium up to our Chancellor's House."
Why don't you just send the ghost of your dead mother to haunt the thief and scare him into giving back the cart?
Stole this note and took a picture of it.
If you eat my burrito, there will be no note. Only blood.
"One of the perks of working at a beer distribution warehouse. Made entirely of stolen beer and merchandise."
"I was wondering why the police were driving so fast."
According to the Patriot Act, if they catch you doing this you don't even get a lawyer - you just go straight to secret prison.
Philbert: Great, now what are we supposed to do. Walter: You guys want to play Warcraft? Everyone: Okay!
Well, we can never get delivery from there again.
That's right, I'm full of myself and a shop lifter.
One way to prevent your roommates from thieving your spare change.
Only problem with this bong is how often it tells you to kill your family.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.