Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Thanks organic chemistry lab!
This explains the poop in my pillowcase.
"Let's just say they stopped replacing these."
And you thought having a large metal bar installed between the seats was a bad idea.
So far, so good.
Arrest ME for public intoxication will you?
Stole the deer feet from a party, and the toque so now he can't go get more of them.
Have you ever been eating at Taco Bell and thought, "this would make a great beer pong table"?
Just taking it for a walk....
"It stole my dollar, so I stole it."
"Chuck Norris probably doesn't approve of the theft of Chuck Norris"
"Birthday party poster, stolen from a liquor store and modified."
Come back with my puppy - you won't get away with it this time Dr. Shennanigans!
"Took an entire summer to collect." Great job.
My parents spent all that money and I'm leaving with just a world class education?
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Don't ask me again.