Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"Took an entire summer to collect." Great job.
My parents spent all that money and I'm leaving with just a world class education?
"Well, the lock worked, somewhat."
"These were posted all over the place after my buddy stole about six of them."
"Apparently, He's All Knowing, but not All Responsible!"
"Thanks, I'll rob you after you close."
"Grand Totals: 12 composites, 2 stuffed pandas, 2 plaques, 1 house picture, and 1 trophy."
It doesn't say anything about DAWGS.
Two spelling errors, one sign, Pennsylvania,
If you pass out, we steal your door. That's the rule.
It was one quarter, three dimes, five nickels, and twenty pennies.
My roommate got this so he could lecture us on the hair in the sink.
Cafeteria's are an endless source of free silverware, sleds, and now clocks.
"You might not want to advertise that."
My best friend and I decided to make things a little more "formal" in a bathroom we found while on our road trip this summer.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.