CollegeHumor: The Future

Holy Crap, Hover Slot Cars

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 16:56:53 -0500

I thought we'd have real hover cars by 2012, but I guess this is cool.

Time Travel Tales

Wed, 02 Nov 2011 19:18:25 -0400

Real, Working, Crappy Hoverboard

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 16:39:38 -0400

We're living in the immediate future!

Futuristic Car Looks Futuristic

Wed, 21 Sep 2011 11:41:58 -0400

It looks especially sexy speeding through tunnels.

10 Reasons to Cryogenically Freeze Yourself Today!

Fri, 09 Sep 2011 11:12:50 -0400

1. Prove Your Doubters Wrong
For as long as you can remember, people have been telling you that you could never make it as a static mass of frozen cells stored in a cooling tank for prolonged intervals. Are you going to listen to the doubters, or will you use their nay-saying as inspiration to step up your game, prove everyone wrong, and achieve your cryogenic dreams?

2. Earn Some Dad Approval
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Job Termination Letter

Tue, 02 Aug 2011 18:18:35 -0400

Jeff,

To say that your contributions to this company are incalculable would be highly illogical and I will refrain from doing so. Now that the “blow” has been “cushioned,” I will inform you that your services at J.T. Robotics Corporation are no longer required. By reason of the 21.75 years you have served the company, I will share with you the details of your termination. Specifically, when you will be replaced and by who. As of 08/01/2011 00:00 AM GMT, your position as Founder and CEO of J.T. Robotics Corporation will be filled by BizBiz 2.0. I realize that, technically speaking, BizBiz 2.0 is a “what” and not a “who,” as I had previously mentioned, but I am of the understanding that being superseded by a super-intelligent machine is not a fact the limbic systems of humans, such as yourself, find most pleasing.
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Too-Realistic Humanoid Robot

Mon, 07 Mar 2011 13:40:25 -0500

Well, can I have sex with it or not?

Motorcycle of the Future

Tue, 11 Jan 2011 12:23:44 -0500

It'll revolutionize the way people die from getting hit by cars.

Just as Nostradamus and J.K Rowling predicted

Wed, 05 Jan 2011 10:23:05 -0500

11 Technological events that Sci Fi predicted this year.

This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with a cute chicken

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 17:23:06 -0500

17 Apocalypses we'll never see coming.

Untitled 10

Tue, 03 Aug 2010 14:31:43 -0400

A bus that eats cars? I had this idea ten years ago.

Untitled 11

Mon, 02 Aug 2010 12:06:13 -0400

The future is NOW!

Untitled 12

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 11:18:46 -0400

... if redneck Dad's wrote the future.

Museum Exhibits of the Future!

Wed, 21 Jul 2010 13:50:49 -0400

Someday our lives will be curiously studied by future generations much like we ponder Medieval life or the citizens of the Roman Empire.� I wonder what a museum exhibit about us would look like…

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Untitled 14

Thu, 08 Jul 2010 12:21:42 -0400

Robot Office Space Justice

Untitled 15

Mon, 07 Jun 2010 17:03:22 -0400

Bring it, robot�I chugged a gallon of toner last night.

I Introduce a Time Traveler to the Internet

Thu, 17 Jun 2010 15:56:47 -0400

Time Traveler: Excuse me, I’m a time-traveler from the past; what’s the most important thing of your time?

Me: Well, the internet can connect everyone in the world virtually and for free.

Time Traveler: Dear God! This must change everything! Arts! Science!

Me: Absolutely! It’s incredible.

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Untitled 17

Mon, 17 May 2010 12:25:34 -0400

Step 1: Take out human financial security. That's right, all your files will now be printed with 20% MORE INK!

Untitled 18

Tue, 23 Mar 2010 15:11:35 -0400

She's everything you imagined and more (realistic than your MS Paint girlfriend).

Untitled 19

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:13:17 -0500

So that's how it ends? Good to know, good to know.