CollegeHumor: The Poetry Corner http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/the-poetry-corner Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/1790766 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1790766/three-short-poems Three Short Poems Tue, 24 Jul 2007 10:52:07 -0400




Realization: A Limerick

One day in McDonald’s I sat

When I got really mad that I’m fat
...]]> /article/1163319 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1163319/this-poems-so-indie This Poem's So Indie Thu, 14 Jun 2007 23:18:39 -0400


I must be frank, to say the least;

Your music taste’s quite bland

Which is why I must inquire

If you’re familiar with the band
...]]> /article/1143817 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1143817/because-i-watch-the-view-sometimes Because I Watch The View Sometimes Fri, 08 Jun 2007 12:49:32 -0400



Because I watch “The View” sometimes

And “Sex in the City”

That doesn’t mean you jerks can doubt
...]]> /article/1139537 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1139537/haikunnilingus Haikunnilingus Thu, 07 Jun 2007 10:58:44 -0400


She wants to get off

But you drank too much, retard.

Time to go diving.



You’ve done this before
...]]> /article/1075709 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1075709/a-plural-platypus-problem A Plural Platypus Problem Mon, 21 May 2007 16:18:54 -0400





We, members of the platypus species, have

Made an observation

It is just a small matter which concerns
...]]> /article/1067824 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1067824/if-i-was-i-would-a-hypothetical-poem If I Was, I Would: A Hypothetical Poem Sat, 19 May 2007 00:06:27 -0400


If I was gay, I would have sex with Hugh Jackman.



If I was a woman, I would have sex with Hugh Jackman.



...]]> /article/949834 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/949834/the-cafeteria The Cafeteria Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:51:07 -0400




O Casserole, Casserole! What food art thou, Casserole?

Your description reads, “Sunday Surprise”
...]]> /article/912660 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/912660/my-unfortunate-erection My Unfortunate Erection Mon, 16 Apr 2007 23:20:52 -0400


My turn’s fast approaching, my speech it grows near

But my heart is filled with apprehension and fear.

Though I am not unready, I did enough to prepare
...]]> /article/875994 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/875994/a-collection-of-short-poems A Collection of Short Poems Mon, 09 Apr 2007 10:56:05 -0400




MyPod

I got into the subway this morning

I saw a man
...]]> /article/845371 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/845371/ode-to-guidos Ode to Guidos Mon, 02 Apr 2007 23:30:40 -0400



There’s some things in life that I can’t understand

Like people who mumble, or meat that is canned

But one thing I think that is way out of hand
...]]> /article/823149 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/823149/a-ballad-to-my-breasts A Ballad to my Breasts Wed, 28 Mar 2007 18:47:03 -0400


The components of the body are incredible

The arms, the legs, the back

But none quite so delightful

As my huge, ginormous rack.
...]]> /article/814795 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/814795/getting-some-wood-on-a-drunken-evening Getting Some Wood on a Drunken Evening Tue, 27 Mar 2007 00:58:52 -0400


(In the style of Robert Frost)



Whose bed this is, I do not know.

This house might be down on frat row;

...]]> /article/810817 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/810817/ode-on-some-natty-ice Ode on some Natty Ice Mon, 26 Mar 2007 11:30:15 -0400


Thou cold unopened tin of pure splendor,

Thou frosty gray tower of the Cheap Buzz,

You are the source of our endless benders
...]]> /article/786797 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/786797/weird-guy Weird Guy Tue, 20 Mar 2007 12:17:46 -0400


The music is blaring, the bass shakes my feet

The kids all get down to the block-rockin’ beat

A seat at the bar I will take all alone
...]]> /article/779764 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/779764/a-poetry-slam-enthusiast-explains-beer-pong A Poetry Slam Enthusiast Explains Beer Pong Sun, 18 Mar 2007 21:35:48 -0400



...]]> /article/752184 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/752184/poetry-double-header Poetry Double-Header Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:57:18 -0400


Today’s Poetry Corner features not one, but two poems from our readers — a haiku for our Japanese friends, and a sonnet for our 400-year-old English friends. Enjoy!
...]]> /article/611784 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/611784/the-wingmans-ballad The Wingman's Ballad Tue, 13 Feb 2007 11:59:46 -0500

I thought tonight I’d meet a lady

I thought I’d bring her home

I thought we’d spend the night together

but instead I sleep alone
...]]> /article/594860 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/594860/ode-to-my-vibrator Ode to My Vibrator Sat, 10 Feb 2007 23:13:12 -0500



Oh, eleven inch piece of plastic,

So shiny and bright.

You’re all that’s in bed with me,

At the end of most nights.
...]]> /article/559918 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/559918/the-massacre-a-poem The Massacre: A Poem Mon, 05 Feb 2007 11:11:24 -0500



50 Cent bit his lip as he hoisted his sword

Preparing for the advancing, awful horde

Comprised of vicious beasts, orcs and trolls
...]]> /article/549081 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/549081/bequeath-unto-me-a-swisher-sweet-pray-by-the-black-guy-in-front-of-me-at-the-gas-station "Bequeath unto me a Swisher Sweet, pray!" by the Black Guy in Front of Me at the Gas Station Sat, 03 Feb 2007 14:28:15 -0500


Bequeath unto me a Swisher Sweet, pray!

Hath God made more magnificent a scent?

Not e’en the flowers of the most lavish bouquet
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