The Moral of the Story: You can be a slut, just don't sound like one all the time.
They took all the good puns, but know we would've come up with the best one if we tried.
Dad did a good job annoying her right off the bat by spelling her name "Stefani".
There's that invaluable college education at work again.
I thought Paul Bunyan dug the Grand Canyon dragging his axe behind him.
Team Rocket's blasting off again!
Lady Gaga has a great publicist.
CollegeHumor bound indeed!
Hot tub's his pet name for his overweight wife.
Janice is now in an Open Relationship with Craig, your high school principal.