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"My mistake, I could have sworn it was my Sonic receipt." Picture "My mistake, I could have sworn it was my Sonic receipt."
Speed Camera Protest Picture Speed Camera Protest
How to: Get out of a ticket (comic) Picture How to: Get out of a ticket (comic)
I like to imagine the two cops yelling at each other, then the one who gave the ticket says in his gnarled voice, "This ain't your jurisdiction, Statie." Picture I like to imagine the two cops yelling at each other, then the one who gave the ticket says in his gnarled voice, "This ain't your jurisdiction, Statie."
The worst part? The $20 parking ticket. Picture The worst part? The $20 parking ticket.
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you? Picture Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
"Our RA made us this board because in two weeks 10 people out of 18 rooms, racked up $6469.30 in fines." Picture "Our RA made us this board because in two weeks 10 people out of 18 rooms, racked up $6469.30 in fines."
"Just asking for the $260 citation." Picture "Just asking for the $260 citation."
"No mercy." Picture "No mercy."
Cop car pulling over parking lot security. Maybe he was abusing his power. Picture Cop car pulling over parking lot security. Maybe he was abusing his power.
"This was my second speeding ticket in 2 days. Funny thing was the cop took the picture and said 'I made collegehumor once.' and drove off." Picture "This was my second speeding ticket in 2 days. Funny thing was the cop took the picture and said 'I made collegehumor once.' and drove off."
They should pass legislation that if your car is taller then the cop, you don't get a ticket. Picture They should pass legislation that if your car is taller then the cop, you don't get a ticket.
"I can only take so many parking tickets before I snap." Picture "I can only take so many parking tickets before I snap."
"The funniest part was the cop didnt even wake them up to let them know they were getting a ticket." Picture "The funniest part was the cop didnt even wake them up to let them know they were getting a ticket."
"This Florida state trooper was so nice he even itemized my warning ticket like a reciept from Walmart!  Thank you for shopping with FHP" Picture "This Florida state trooper was so nice he even itemized my warning ticket like a reciept from Walmart! Thank you for shopping with FHP"
Man, I can't beleive it's that time of year already. Picture Man, I can't beleive it's that time of year already.
Winnipeg Sun Photo, Red Light Camera Photo, apparently they will not be charged with tichet though because of a malfunctioning flash...lol! Picture Winnipeg Sun Photo, Red Light Camera Photo, apparently they will not be charged with tichet though because of a malfunctioning flash...lol!
"My roommate recieved this ticket after running a red light.  Look what he signed instead of his name.  Yes he is that stupid!" Picture "My roommate recieved this ticket after running a red light. Look what he signed instead of his name. Yes he is that stupid!"
I'm citing you for being TOO EXTREME!!! Picture I'm citing you for being TOO EXTREME!!!
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