"Tiger Woods" Video

Now get ready for all of the other components of his pre-tournament meal to come out of the woodworks for their 15 minutes of fame.

Add this reporter to the list of mistresses.

Homer then punished Tiger by ripping up his ticket to the Itchy and Scratchy movie.

Earl Woods has a few more questions...

Yeah, right. Like Tiger Woods uses Google. He probably has some rich person search engine that none of us have even heard of or could afford.

Rocky... marriage situation.

It was a 3-minute message, but put him down for a 2.

From CH Staff

Tiger made this to seduce the next girl he's going to have an affair with.

In other news, Tiger Woods drives the lamest car in the world.

Tiger Woods says the hardest part about acting is not hitting the ball into the hole every time.

Take that, millionaire professional athlete!

Someone please make this a sport so Woods can dominate it.

The only glitch is that it's possible for Tiger to not get a hole in one.

Early on, Charles made a deal with God: to be a Hall-of-Fame basketball player, but in exchange to be severely handicapped in a sport that requires much, much less athletic ability.

Minutes after taping this show, Tiger banged a two year old swedish model.

Tiger Woods may be a great golfer, but he's an even worse actor than Wayne Gretzky.

Wow, golf is kinda cool sometimes.