Timing is everything.
I'm crushing your head!
"Bad dog! You were supposed to attack Grandma's new boyfriend."
I pegged those old folk as swingers the moment I laid eyes on them.
He's sooo getting laid tonight.
This, and midgets, is what pro wrestling is all about.
Moments later, he was dead.
Simultaneously a dunk and a block.
The last moment that was fun.
So that's how collapsing works.
"One girl actually slipped and fell..."
My friend bumped into me and we just happened to get a picture... I swear I saw god.
Here once stood the greatest beeramid in the land.
"He was trying to pour beer into his mouth and he laughed."