And I could put my logo on it! Advertising like that is sure to get my company the exposure it needs.
He has the build of a chicken.
This will come in handy if I suddenly shrink for no reason.
Can you imagine if you were small enough to live in it? It'd be just like living in the real world.
The water may be free, but looking like an idiot is priceless.
It's actually a regular-sized turtle being held by a mutant teenager.
I can't wait 'til someone nails him with a blue shell.
"Hey, I asked for black, not this cream covered latte crap."
It's really not fair that this dog gets to exist and dinosaurs don't.
We have five and a quarter beautiful daughters.
She's the apple of my eye.
Does that mean they only need to pay 1/10 of the meter?
To be fair, that egg is the size of a small bear.
Can we finally create little baby pet elephants?!?