Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
She's the apple of my eye.
Does that mean they only need to pay 1/10 of the meter?
Pull my finger... OH MY GOD MY HAND CAME OFF WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
There are no weight divisions in Sumo.
The world's least relaxing stress ball.
Then the horse spoke to me. "Welcome," he said, "to Gumdrop Island."
Put in his batteries - he'll yelp and start doing back flips.
"They said we could have a one sided 8.5 x 11 cheat sheet, but I decided to make the final exam open book."
Gargamel could never get the Smurfs, but he did manage to capture their beer bong.
"The only problem with this ride is there is not enough room in it to nail the supermodels that will be all over you."
Half german shepard, half weenie dog, all heart.
This caption is kind of funny, but when you put it right next to a dangerously unfunny caption, it looks fat.
Did you ever feel like you were just fighting a losing battle?
"Mini beer pong, for use with liquor."
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.