"Toilets" Video

The only thing he hates more than conversation is not knowing what it means.

From bbmaggiekb

Somehow, the explosion did less damage to the bathroom than he did.

From FailFog

"I just spoke with the toilet's lawyer, he says it won't stop until you agree to 'lay off the bean burritos.'''

"Of course back in my day, we called toilets 'Kaiser thrones.' The seats were made out of genuine bee's wax and they cost 12 hog hairs a sit."

Being afraid of clowns is silly, it's the cool old ladies on toilets you have to look out for.

Maybe if they spent more time practicing and less time rehearsing, they'd get to do this more often.

Really the only thing missing from this rave party is incessantly loud music.

When terrorists poop, they will be ready.

Now if only he could discover how to get a job and pay the water bill.

"Let me puke with dignity."

That'll teach him to wipe.

The Kobayashi of toilets.

Finally, something 18 inches long that I can put near my butt.

CollegeHumor's Amir praises Chicago O'Hare Airport's state-of-the-art sanitary bathroom -- whether you want to hear it or not.

Normally this kind of thing happens after the wine is drunk.

Someone explain to him that he's not a goldfish and still alive.

Who knew death could be this adorable?

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the bathroom...

From Steven Davis

Can it flush another toilet? We'd ask the inventor, but he drowned in a toilet-related incident long ago.

This is a very specific kind of sleeping disorder, she can only sleep when she feels shame.