CollegeHumor: Top of the Morning http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/top-of-the-morning Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/3139935 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3139935/top-of-the-morning Top of the Morning Mon, 17 Dec 2007 09:40:45 -0500


Hey everyone, thanks to all of you who sent me get well emails last week and a special thanks to the young man who told me to “suck it up, fag.” That means a lot to me. Moving on…

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Good morning CollegeHumor! Streeter is sick today so I’m filling in. Writing the most anticipated article of the day. Really hope I don’t screw this up, man. God the responsibility is getting to me. This is real. This is so real. Better just get into it. First, TMA Kid Nation.
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Morning, everyone. Well, it’s almost time for my for the Gnarly 90’s to come to an end so if you have a great 90’s pic make sure you get it in soon. Don’t fear though, we still have two great picture contests up and running: Deck the Gals and Sh*ttiest Present.
...]]> /article/3117044 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3117044/top-of-the-morning Top of the Morning Fri, 07 Dec 2007 10:08:06 -0500


Yo, yo, yo. It’s Friday which means absolutely nothing if you’re in college but oh so much when you work for a living. Speaking of working for a living, we’re wrapping up our Spring intern search so get those resumes in quick if you’re thinking about it: YesIWillWorkForFree @ Gmail.com
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Hey everyone, we have a tremendous day in store for you. First, we have a new TMA Kid Nation.

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Hey everyone. It’s getting really cold here which means that these posts will start to get really strange as I begin to self medicate with more and more cold remedies. OK, onto business…

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Hey everyone, hope you’re all gearing up for a huge weekend. This should be your last gasp of fun before finals start to set in so make it count, you animals, you. And now, site news!

TMA Grey’s Anatomy for all the ladies out there!
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Good morning, everyone. Let’s take a look at Gnarly 90’s Amir. Observe the five traits of a 90’s photo: Raiders hat, Above the Rim t-shirt, plaid shorts, a gap between the front teeth and, most of all, being a kid.
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Good day, loyal readers. Tell me what you think of this 105% joke I self-rejected. “It is with great trepidation that I use such a big word.”



And now on to business. First up, let’s meet Gnarly 90’s managing editor, Jeff Rubin. This is easily our most “90’s” picture. Ninja Turtles, wacky shorts, theme park, you don’t get much better than that.
...]]> /article/3092634 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3092634/top-of-the-morning Top of the Morning Tue, 27 Nov 2007 10:03:57 -0500
Good Morning, everyone! Let’s skip the pleasantries and get right to it.

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Welcome back, everyone. I hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving full of food, family and fornication with your high school ex. Now, back to business as usual…



Or not! When we were all home for the long weekend I asked the staff to get pics of themselves for the Gnarly 90s and I’ll be posting one a day in the Top of the Morning article. I might as well start with myself, so here I am in my most badass ski suit. I must have been going fast judging by the way my hair is positioned on my head although the pizza-slice ski arrangement would beg to differ. Stay tuned for pics of Ricky, Jeff, Amir and Pat.
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Hey everyone, sorry about these awful HQtube redirects. We are no doubt aware of the problem and are going through our ad network trying to find the culprit. Once we do, we’ll sue them and give you all the money.

...]]> /article/3077955 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3077955/top-of-the-morning Top of the Morning Mon, 19 Nov 2007 09:57:59 -0500


Good morning, everyone. Well, what a weekend it’s been. Thanks to everyone who emailed in about the porno redirecting that’s going on. We’ve got our best nerds on the case and hopefully we’ll have that cleared up soon.
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Good morning, everyone. Thanks to all of you who joined our Facebook fan page. I am especially enjoying the ‘reveal your secret identity‘ thread running over there.
...]]> /article/3066399 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3066399/top-of-the-morning Top of the Morning Wed, 14 Nov 2007 09:36:10 -0500
Good morning, everyone. Let’s take a look at what’s happening on the site today…



We’ve got a Morning After Nip/Tuck from everyone’s favorite ex-intern, Katie Marino.
...]]> /article/3063326 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3063326/top-of-the-morning Top of the Morning Tue, 13 Nov 2007 10:18:42 -0500

Good morning everyone. There’s so much going on this week that I don’t know what to post about first. Of course, we have a Morning After Heroes by our good friend Jon Gabrus.
...]]> /article/3060603 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3060603/top-of-the-morning Top of the Morning Mon, 12 Nov 2007 10:16:51 -0500
Happy Monday, everyone. I hope you all had a nice weekend and didn’t contract anything a few shots of ‘cillin can’t get rid of. Now, onto site news…

Two Morning Afters today
...]]> /article/3051940 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3051940/top-of-the-morning Top of the Morning Thu, 08 Nov 2007 10:06:30 -0500

Good morning everyone, we’ve got another epic Morning After Kid Nation article from Mark.
...]]> /article/3049333 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3049333/top-of-the-morning Top of the Morning Wed, 07 Nov 2007 09:51:03 -0500

Good morning everyone, two pieces of news today…

First, Katie Marino returns to CH writing the Morning After Nip/Tuck. Go check that out.
...]]> /article/3046889 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3046889/top-of-the-morning Top of the Morning Tue, 06 Nov 2007 09:52:23 -0500

Good morning everyone and happy second day of the writer’s strike! By the way, if you want to see which of your precious TV shows will be affected by the strike, check out this LA Times Article. This will be detrimental to our Morning After columns but not until January it appears.
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