Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
HOW DO YOU TURN ON THIS THIIIIIIIIING!
"Apparently this is some sort of Greek god. It was in every tourist shop in the country."
Other countries apparently don't have ranches.
We'll travel across the ocean just to insult you face-to-face. USA! USA!
Davey Dance Blog
Paris is one of the most culturally important cities in western civilization. You have to see it to appreciate it it's beauty.
You should see the picture where they make the British Parliament building look like a bubbler - these guys are geniuses.
"One of their feet went in my mouth."
"Who could resist hitting a 10 foot bong in the middle of Times Square?"
An American tourist in Venice.
Fortunately, I only needed to urinate in a non-superstitious way in one place.
Why did you wake me? I was having a beautiful dream.
"How to Spot an American in Europe..."
Needless to say, tourism is down.
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Don't ask me again.