Tag: Tourists

Leaning Tower of Pisa Shoved into Ass Picture Leaning Tower of Pisa Shoved into Ass
Legoland Sculpture Steals Money from Tourist Picture Legoland Sculpture Steals Money from Tourist
Awful Tourists at Leaning Tower of Pisa Picture Awful Tourists at Leaning Tower of Pisa
I pegged those old folk as swingers the moment I laid eyes on them. Picture I pegged those old folk as swingers the moment I laid eyes on them.
The Typical Tourist Picture The Typical Tourist
"They'll pay. They'll all pay!" -- disgruntled park worker. Picture "They'll pay. They'll all pay!" -- disgruntled park worker.
Great Wall Restaurant really needs to get its delivery guys better uniforms. Picture Great Wall Restaurant really needs to get its delivery guys better uniforms.
"Just outside Blarney Castle in Ireland." Picture "Just outside Blarney Castle in Ireland."
HOW DO YOU TURN ON THIS THIIIIIIIIING! Picture HOW DO YOU TURN ON THIS THIIIIIIIIING!
Heeeeeeiddy ho! Picture Heeeeeeiddy ho!
"Apparently this is some sort of Greek god. It was in every tourist shop in the country." Picture "Apparently this is some sort of Greek god. It was in every tourist shop in the country."
Other countries apparently don't have ranches. Picture Other countries apparently don't have ranches.
We'll travel across the ocean just to insult you face-to-face. USA! USA! Picture We'll travel across the ocean just to insult you face-to-face. USA! USA!
Paris is one of the most culturally important cities in western civilization. You have to see it to appreciate it it's beauty. Picture Paris is one of the most culturally important cities in western civilization. You have to see it to appreciate it it's beauty.
You should see the picture where they make the British Parliament building look like a bubbler - these guys are geniuses. Picture You should see the picture where they make the British Parliament building look like a bubbler - these guys are geniuses.
"One of their feet went in my mouth." Picture "One of their feet went in my mouth."
Leaning Tower of Pisa Picture Leaning Tower of Pisa
"Who could resist hitting a 10 foot bong in the middle of Times Square?" Picture "Who could resist hitting a 10 foot bong in the middle of Times Square?"
An American tourist in Venice. Picture An American tourist in Venice.
Fortunately, I only needed to urinate in a non-superstitious way in one place. Picture Fortunately, I only needed to urinate in a non-superstitious way in one place.
Why did you wake me? I was having a beautiful dream. Picture Why did you wake me? I was having a beautiful dream.
"How to Spot an American in Europe..." Picture "How to Spot an American in Europe..."
Needless to say, tourism is down. Picture Needless to say, tourism is down.
"This was a picture from my trip to Italy last week. At any one time there were 20 people posing like idiots." Picture "This was a picture from my trip to Italy last week. At any one time there were 20 people posing like idiots."