Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Forrest Griffin Action Figure
Plastic Army Man
The Justice Lego League of America
Suitable for ages 0 - 0
Invisible girlfriend comes free!
Tired of seeing red rockets?! Do we have the toy for you.
Choking's only a hazard if you don't relax your throat.
It's like a torpedo, but with more sensual touching of your genital area.
It's all "awwwws" 'til he wants to take a hot wheels track to senior prom in 8 years.
It combines my two greatest loves: Legos and dismembering 1980's video game enemies.
I didn't know there were Lego women!
There's a reason Hello Kitty never says goodbye.
Easily beats out it's closest competitor, "Weird Aunt in a Tank Top Nipple."
I knew those England fans were a little too cuddly.
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