If you bid high enough you can also take the first born. Y'know, to cover the repair costs. picture If you bid high enough you can also take the first born. Y'know, to cover the repair costs.

From "X"

| 23 comments | February 23, 2011
Unfortunately hopping requires four D batteries. picture Unfortunately hopping requires four D batteries.

| 10 comments | February 08, 2011
"Can someone give me a jump?" picture "Can someone give me a jump?"

From Mike Garbitt.

| 11 comments | February 07, 2011
He just wants the village's youngest child. Then he shall return to his mountaintop cave... until next year. picture He just wants the village's youngest child. Then he shall return to his mountaintop cave... until next year.

| 18 comments | January 26, 2011
What's the point of having an awesome horn if you can't impale adorable animals? picture What's the point of having an awesome horn if you can't impale adorable animals?

From My_dixie_wrecked

| 20 comments | January 26, 2011
Fling them at a group of meanie boars to recover your stolen fowl spheres. picture Fling them at a group of meanie boars to recover your stolen fowl spheres.

| 26 comments | January 18, 2011
This fight is totally unfair, everyone knows norwhals are imaginary. picture This fight is totally unfair, everyone knows norwhals are imaginary.

| 43 comments | December 14, 2010
Toy Army Men picture Toy Army Men

What would you have done with 10 gallons of interior green high gloss latex paint?

| 0 comments | November 07, 2010
Forrest Griffin Action Figure picture Forrest Griffin Action Figure

Don't even bother helping him out of the plastic twisty ties. He's got this.

| 2 comments | November 05, 2010
Plastic Army Man picture Plastic Army Man

He rolled around all night on a skateboard.

From AlmostElmo

| 4 comments | November 03, 2010
The Justice Lego League of America picture The Justice Lego League of America

Who do you think won the 5K, Superman or Flash?

From jabronie25

| 4 comments | November 01, 2010
Lego Man picture Lego Man

He really freaked the cop out when he spun his head all the way around.

| 3 comments | October 28, 2010
Suitable for ages 0 - 0 picture Suitable for ages 0 - 0

| 88 comments | October 13, 2010
Animal Sex Toys picture Animal Sex Toys

From -JVH-

| 0 comments | September 05, 2010
Lego Optical Illusion picture Lego Optical Illusion

| 2 comments | August 12, 2010
Invisible girlfriend comes free! picture Invisible girlfriend comes free!

| 15 comments | August 05, 2010
Tired of seeing red rockets?! Do we have the toy for you. picture Tired of seeing red rockets?! Do we have the toy for you.

| 69 comments | August 05, 2010
Toy Love Story picture Toy Love Story

| 2 comments | August 05, 2010
Choking's only a hazard if you don't relax your throat. picture Choking's only a hazard if you don't relax your throat.

From trophyman582

| 26 comments | August 03, 2010
It's like a torpedo, but with more sensual touching of your genital area. picture It's like a torpedo, but with more sensual touching of your genital area.

From Maxx

| 26 comments | July 27, 2010