Slinky on a Treadmill picture Slinky on a Treadmill

Go! Go, you beautiful coil!

| Be the first to comment! | 3 days ago
Legoland Sculpture Steals Money from Tourist picture Legoland Sculpture Steals Money from Tourist

I haven't trusted LEGO since the first time I stepped on one.

| Be the first to comment! | April 26, 2012
Crab Has Shell Made of LEGO picture Crab Has Shell Made of LEGO

2012 - Crabs learn to use simple toys. 2025 - Crabs take over the world.

| 7 comments | April 13, 2012
Lego Truck picture Lego Truck

"Looks like you've got some damage in the back. I can repair it, but I'm all out of red bricks."

| 1 comment | April 02, 2012
Spider-Man Toy Looks Inappropriate picture Spider-Man Toy Looks Inappropriate

It's just web fluid, I swear!

| Be the first to comment! | March 28, 2012
Tetris Gameboy Transformer made of LEGO. picture Tetris Gameboy Transformer made of LEGO.

Oh, look, it's my childhood condensed into a single object.

| 1 comment | March 27, 2012
Rick Santorum Etch-a-Sketch picture Rick Santorum Etch-a-Sketch

Now he's just toying with Romney's head.

| 2 comments | March 21, 2012
Terrifying Pencil Sharpener picture Terrifying Pencil Sharpener

"Eh, I think I'll just use pen."

| 1 comment | March 20, 2012
Lego Blankenshipping picture Lego Blankenshipping

The only way to toy with this guy's emotions.

| 3 comments | March 19, 2012
No Furbies Permitted on Flight picture No Furbies Permitted on Flight

You don't want the pilot having a nightmare should he fall asleep.

| 1 comment | February 24, 2012
Lego Brick picture Lego Brick

This Millenium Falcon I'm building is gonna take forever.

| 1 comment | January 05, 2012
Sneaky Ken picture Sneaky Ken

You just know Barbie had daddy issues.

| 1 comment | December 26, 2011
Optimus Prime Plays With Truck picture Optimus Prime Plays With Truck

Someone should tell him to stop playing with himself.

| 2 comments | December 14, 2011
Angry Birds 90s Style picture Angry Birds 90s Style

Beanie Babies are about to make a strong comeback.

| 4 comments | December 13, 2011
Mysterious Christmas Present picture Mysterious Christmas Present

It's just a bunch of loose cotton and fabric to make your own bear.

| 3 comments | December 12, 2011
Kiddie Tazer Toy picture Kiddie Tazer Toy

It's the simplest way to be a bad parent.

| 6 comments | December 12, 2011
McDonalds Drive Thru Center Playset picture McDonalds Drive Thru Center Playset

It even comes with acne stickers to put all over your face.

| 6 comments | December 07, 2011
Baby Mixed In With Stuffed Animals picture Baby Mixed In With Stuffed Animals

That would go for $25 anywhere else. Guaranteed.

| 14 comments | December 06, 2011
Bouncy House Beside Real House picture Bouncy House Beside Real House

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.

| 7 comments | December 02, 2011
Inappropriate Toy picture Inappropriate Toy

Years of intense psychotherapy sold separately.

| 3 comments | November 07, 2011