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Lego Brick
This Millenium Falcon I'm building is gonna take forever.
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Sneaky Ken
You just know Barbie had daddy issues.
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Optimus Prime Plays With Truck
Someone should tell him to stop playing with himself.
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Angry Birds 90s Style
Beanie Babies are about to make a strong comeback.
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Mysterious Christmas Present
It's just a bunch of loose cotton and fabric to make your own bear.
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Kiddie Tazer Toy
It's the simplest way to be a bad parent.
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McDonalds Drive Thru Center Playset
It even comes with acne stickers to put all over your face.
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Baby Mixed In With Stuffed Animals
That would go for $25 anywhere else. Guaranteed.
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Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
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Inappropriate Toy
Years of intense psychotherapy sold separately.
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Toy Story Occupy Wall Street
Everyone has a story, even toys.
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Godzilla Plans Attack on Japan
He's not toying around.
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Donkey from Shrek in Toy Story 3 Set
Pixar would never cast a donkey. They're a classy joint.


