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Slinky on a Treadmill
Go! Go, you beautiful coil!
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Legoland Sculpture Steals Money from Tourist
I haven't trusted LEGO since the first time I stepped on one.
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Crab Has Shell Made of LEGO
2012 - Crabs learn to use simple toys. 2025 - Crabs take over the world.
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Lego Truck
"Looks like you've got some damage in the back. I can repair it, but I'm all out of red bricks."
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Spider-Man Toy Looks Inappropriate
It's just web fluid, I swear!
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Tetris Gameboy Transformer made of LEGO.
Oh, look, it's my childhood condensed into a single object.
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Rick Santorum Etch-a-Sketch
Now he's just toying with Romney's head.
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Terrifying Pencil Sharpener
"Eh, I think I'll just use pen."
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Lego Blankenshipping
The only way to toy with this guy's emotions.
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No Furbies Permitted on Flight
You don't want the pilot having a nightmare should he fall asleep.
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Lego Brick
This Millenium Falcon I'm building is gonna take forever.
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Sneaky Ken
You just know Barbie had daddy issues.
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Optimus Prime Plays With Truck
Someone should tell him to stop playing with himself.
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Angry Birds 90s Style
Beanie Babies are about to make a strong comeback.
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Mysterious Christmas Present
It's just a bunch of loose cotton and fabric to make your own bear.
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Kiddie Tazer Toy
It's the simplest way to be a bad parent.
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McDonalds Drive Thru Center Playset
It even comes with acne stickers to put all over your face.
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Baby Mixed In With Stuffed Animals
That would go for $25 anywhere else. Guaranteed.
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Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
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Inappropriate Toy
Years of intense psychotherapy sold separately.


