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Toucan Doesn't Care For Toy Bird
He's had enough of fake birds since his 3rd divorce.
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Jack in the Box Breaks Baby
Jack in the Boxes are a great invention. We should make more toys that terrify children.
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4-Year-Old Dinosaur Expert Debunks Triceratops Toy
She's dino-sure.
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Holy Crap, Hover Slot Cars
I thought we'd have real hover cars by 2012, but I guess this is cool.
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Little Girl Upset About Gender Marketing of Toys
Superhero princesses for everyone. Problem solved.
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Mantis Shrimp Solves Rubik's Cube
"Maybe 'jumbo shrimp' isn't an oxymoron after all." -regular moron
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Diabolical Little Girl
She's going to make someone very intimidated one day.
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Toy Bike Fail
The phrase "It's like riding a bike" now also means "it can get you in an Internet video with 'fail' in the title."
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Magic UFO Toy
The secret is in the tiny, real alien trapped in every one.
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Lion Wants To Eat Rubber Ducky
That duck wouldn't look so smug if that glass wasn't there, and that smug look wasn't part of his design.
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Dad's First Person Shooter Wake up
Never go to sleep without brushing your teeth and taking your health pack.
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RC Car Drives Across Lake
Jesus took the wheel.
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RC Flying Sharks
Quick, everyone get in the water!
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Hurricane Balls
"Yeah, got it. Science or whatever. Make this balls spin again."
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RC Helicopter Wall Landing
Nice try, physics.
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Sister Extracts Tooth with Mini Motorcycle
Luckily, the Tooth Fairy didn't hold a grudge about them using her motorcycle without permission.
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Lego Robot Makes Pancakes
This beats the hell out of my Lincoln Log grill. That thing was always bursting into flames.
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Hang on Woody!
This is the best Pixar movie you'll see this weekend.
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Violent Toy Warfare Music Video
It's all fun and games until--nope, it's all fun and games.
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RC Helicopter Stunts
This is the longest he's ever gone without telling his step dad to shut up.


