Toucan Doesn't Care For Toy Bird video Toucan Doesn't Care For Toy Bird

He's had enough of fake birds since his 3rd divorce.

| 10 comments | February 05, 2012
Jack in the Box Breaks Baby video Jack in the Box Breaks Baby

Jack in the Boxes are a great invention. We should make more toys that terrify children.

| 12 comments | January 24, 2012
Holy Crap, Hover Slot Cars video Holy Crap, Hover Slot Cars

I thought we'd have real hover cars by 2012, but I guess this is cool.

| 21 comments | January 04, 2012
Little Girl Upset About Gender Marketing of Toys video Little Girl Upset About Gender Marketing of Toys

Superhero princesses for everyone. Problem solved.

| 53 comments | January 02, 2012
Mantis Shrimp Solves Rubik's Cube video Mantis Shrimp Solves Rubik's Cube

"Maybe 'jumbo shrimp' isn't an oxymoron after all." -regular moron

| 17 comments | December 08, 2011
Diabolical Little Girl video Diabolical Little Girl

She's going to make someone very intimidated one day.

| 46 comments | November 17, 2011
Toy Bike Fail video Toy Bike Fail

The phrase "It's like riding a bike" now also means "it can get you in an Internet video with 'fail' in the title."

| 11 comments | October 10, 2011
Magic UFO Toy video Magic UFO Toy

The secret is in the tiny, real alien trapped in every one.

| 30 comments | September 07, 2011
Lion Wants To Eat Rubber Ducky video Lion Wants To Eat Rubber Ducky

That duck wouldn't look so smug if that glass wasn't there, and that smug look wasn't part of his design.

| 13 comments | August 25, 2011
Dad's First Person Shooter Wake up video Dad's First Person Shooter Wake up

Never go to sleep without brushing your teeth and taking your health pack.

| 35 comments | August 22, 2011
RC Car Drives Across Lake video RC Car Drives Across Lake

Jesus took the wheel.

| 6 comments | August 18, 2011
RC Flying Sharks video RC Flying Sharks

Quick, everyone get in the water!

| 19 comments | August 15, 2011
Hurricane Balls video Hurricane Balls

"Yeah, got it. Science or whatever. Make this balls spin again."

| 23 comments | August 02, 2011
RC Helicopter Wall Landing video RC Helicopter Wall Landing

Nice try, physics.

| 8 comments | July 28, 2011
Sister Extracts Tooth with Mini Motorcycle video Sister Extracts Tooth with Mini Motorcycle

Luckily, the Tooth Fairy didn't hold a grudge about them using her motorcycle without permission.

| 15 comments | July 19, 2011
Lego Robot Makes Pancakes video Lego Robot Makes Pancakes

This beats the hell out of my Lincoln Log grill. That thing was always bursting into flames.

| 8 comments | July 01, 2011
Hang on Woody! video Hang on Woody!

This is the best Pixar movie you'll see this weekend.

| 6 comments | June 24, 2011
Violent Toy Warfare Music Video video Violent Toy Warfare Music Video

It's all fun and games until--nope, it's all fun and games.

| 17 comments | June 06, 2011
RC Helicopter Stunts video RC Helicopter Stunts

This is the longest he's ever gone without telling his step dad to shut up.

| 18 comments | May 10, 2011