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From CH Staff on February 28, 2012
Friendship is tragic.
February 10, 2012
I've never been so glad to be an adult, who can blow all his money on toys, even if his mom says "No."
From jenbacca on February 5, 2012
He's had enough of fake birds since his 3rd divorce.
From MrRosiesteve on January 24, 2012
Jack in the Boxes are a great invention. We should make more toys that terrify children.
From SarahHattonArtist on January 6, 2012
January 4, 2012
You slip, you slide off a roof, you die. With Law & Order SVU's Christopher Meloni.
I thought we'd have real hover cars by 2012, but I guess this is cool.
January 2, 2012
Superhero princesses for everyone. Problem solved.
December 27, 2011
The only thing this trap can catch is disappointment.
From RoyLCaldwell on December 8, 2011
"Maybe 'jumbo shrimp' isn't an oxymoron after all." -regular moron
December 5, 2011
You can't always get what you want, but even if you couldyou'd probably just wind up disappointed.
From Stardestroyer65 on November 17, 2011
She's going to make someone very intimidated one day.
November 9, 2011
"I'll give your daughter's car back in five minutes. I need to review it around the driveway a couple more times."
October 10, 2011
The phrase "It's like riding a bike" now also means "it can get you in an Internet video with 'fail' in the title."
October 5, 2011
Being a guy isn't all fun and games, but it sure makes being a doll look easy.
September 7, 2011
The secret is in the tiny, real alien trapped in every one.
From fromjonsview on August 25, 2011
That duck wouldn't look so smug if that glass wasn't there, and that smug look wasn't part of his design.
From MrJibaku on August 22, 2011
Never go to sleep without brushing your teeth and taking your health pack.
August 18, 2011
Jesus took the wheel.
From xzylo on August 15, 2011
Quick, everyone get in the water!
From henders007 on August 2, 2011
"Yeah, got it. Science or whatever. Make this balls spin again."
From LowAltidude on July 28, 2011
Nice try, physics.
From Ruby and Roan on July 19, 2011
Luckily, the Tooth Fairy didn't hold a grudge about them using her motorcycle without permission.
From migpics11 on July 1, 2011
This beats the hell out of my Lincoln Log grill. That thing was always bursting into flames.