Well he just didn't want it enough.
"No, I'm not blocking anything with my hand. Don't be so immature."
And the gold medal for warming up goes to...
Well, yeah, did you see the way the mascot looked at him. Totally had it coming.
Olympians: all the grace, strength, and beauty of the Greek gods.
He still placed third in the Heinz Baked Beans 10 k.
Sometimes Google Maps gets the shaft.
Things didn't go so well at the first annual Track and Field and Diving competition.